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❛ i don’t mind axel comin’? ❜ shrugs.

badreturns:

❝I’m literally on me way t’ ya right now, mate.❞ Okay so he was lying about that, but he was leaving soon. ❝Listen, let’s just chill out alright? Let’s not make this a big deal.❞

❛ makin’ it a big deal? who’s makin’ it a big deal? i’m not makin’ it a big deal, i’m cool, i’m cool. i’m just happy yer finally hangin’ out with me ya bloody yobbo. we’ve hardly hung out an’ i’m leavin’ soon. poor effort, mate. what kind of host are ya anyway? ❜

#badreturns #(badreturns: 003.)#(interactions.)

@badreturns

❛ georgie are ya ready? cos i’m ready an’ bored. this holiday has been very underwhelmin’ and i blame you entirely. ❜

#badreturns #(badreturns: 003.)#(interactions.)

Character A: Let's go get drinks or something.

Character B: Happy hour doesn't start for another hour.

Character A: How do you know--

Character B: I can sense it. In my soul. Like a dog senses a tsunami.

#this us #badreturns

bled

randomrpbullshit

LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

send a symbol to find out:

💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!

#(memes.)

@puppyrogue // continued.

Oh, nah, I wasn’t in the house, thank god. I texted ‘im an’ he told me t’ fuck off he was gettin’ a root. Like T.M.I, mate but whatever.... shots? I can go fer some shots, mate, do ya really gotta ask? I might look piss weak, mate, but I really ain’t.

#puppyrogue #(interactions.)#(puppyrogue: 005.)

puppyrogue:

You shut up, Koala bear.

Koala’s aren’t even bears.

#ya sure?#I can make sure he does if ya want #puppyrogue #(interactions.)#(puppyrogue: 004.)

grl-crushh

#(musings.)

puppyrogue:

Sure, that works. ALRIGHT, give’em here! [Axel reaches out, but does think it’s a bit odd to keep the gummies in a box. Also, it should be heavier…]

…there are no gummies. The fuck is in this–

OOHHHMYGOOOOD

Yummy lookin’ aren’t they? Mmmhhhmmm! Try one? Oh! But watch out, mate, they spit acid! Well... not really ACID, but it smells pretty bad.

#puppyrogue #(puppyrogue: 003.)#(interactions.)

trishbo

Baby Jai !

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@puppyrogue

#rare images ya didn't get from me #okay?#shhh

puppyrogue:

…why would You get me gummy worms?~

ermm... because I’m a top bloke?

#puppyrogue #(puppyrogue: 003.)

*ﾟ‘ﾟ･ THE OFFICE ( SEASON 1 ) SENTENCE MEME

❝ There's a person here who wants to sell handbags. ❞

❝ What do I do with a removed uterus? ❞

❝ If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a few years ago. ❞

❝ Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. ❞

❝ Now, I'm gonna warn you, don't freak out. ❞

❝ So you've come to the master for guidance? Is this what you're saying, grasshopper? ❞

❝ How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat? ❞

❝ You're a jerk. ❞

❝ You know, if I were allergic to dairy, I think I'd kill myself. ❞

❝ That's offensive. ❞

❝ This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head. ❞

❝ Don't say cocks. ❞

❝ That place is like the promised land to me. ❞

❝ Frankly, I'm a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it. ❞

❝ Don't panic. ❞

❝ I don't like to necessarily touch things, I'm just shopping. ❞

❝ And I'm boring myself just talking about this. ❞

❝ You know I do my best to to be my own man/woman and go by the beat of a different drummer. And nobody gets me.They're always putting up walls and I tear 'em down. Just breaking down barriers, that's what I do all day. ❞

❝ I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date. ❞

❝ You need a hot date more than anyone. I wish, right? Giggle, giggle Chuchee, chuchee I get it. Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood over here. Right? ❞

❝ God, I don't even know how to explain this. ❞

❝ I have tried to treat you all as adults but obviously I am the only adult here. ❞

❝ A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part-human and part-supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged. ❞

❝ I could fall and pierce an organ. ❞

❝ This isn't the big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day. ❞

❝ That's a very rude thing to say, ____. ❞

❝ Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating ____. ❞

❝ In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me and I'm dead. Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead. ❞

❝ Take a seat. Cop a squat. ❞

❝ The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start as well as when to stop. ❞

❝ Grumble, grumble, but you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that dwarf from Lord Of The Rings. ❞

❝ Good Lord! Look at these purses. ❞

❝ Everything ____ does annoys me. ❞

❝ That's a pretty intense accusation. ❞

❝ Please don't throw garbage at me. ❞

❝ If I had to choose between a one-night stand with some stupid cow I'd pick up at a bar, and these people, I'd pick them every time. Because with them, it is an every-day stand. ❞

❝ Don't bring that lamb to work or it'll poop on the floor. ❞

❝ Where was my Oprah moment? ❞

❝ Let's celebrate. Celebrate good times. Come on! Let's celebrate diversity. ❞

❝ Just go along with it, OK? Just follow my lead. ❞

#(memes.)