feel free to change pronouns / wording !
“ i’m very particular with my words. ”
“ it got out of control. ”
“ i hate when things get out of control. ”
“ you had one fucking job. ”
“ and i got blood on my fucking shoes. ”
“ at least there’s a silver lining. ”
“ i’d recognize those eyes anywhere. ”
“ is this your plus one ? ”
“ strong silent type, i like it. ”
“ if you give food to monkeys they just throw their shit at each other. ”
“ i have cleared my calendar for you ! ”
“ you and i are gonna tear shit up ! ”
“ that wry smile betrays you again. ”
“ well go on, take the bloody bag off his head ! ”
“ men only really love you in hindsight. ”
“ did no one ever teach you that it’s rude to text at the table ? ”
“ go on … cry for help. ”
“ i’m afraid they’re not coming for you, buddy. ”
“ enjoy the crab rangoon. ”
“ we’re here to rescue you. ”
“ keep your head down and make a run for the truck. ”
“ we’re in the middle of a fucking war. ”
“ i overreacted back there. ”
“ turn off that fucking radio ! ”
“ promise me you won’t fall. ”
“ welcome to my church away from church. ”
“ what gun would jesus choose ? ”
“ there was a plan, and now it’s fallen apart. ”
“ i’m the cavalry, man. ”
“ man, i do not understand what you are sayin’, i don’t speak your language. ”
“ boom. i went french fries, you stayed potato, that’s alright. ”
“ you eat, or you are eaten. ”
“ animals call it survival. humans call it business. ”
“ you tried to kill me ! ”
“ you know what ? fuck you. ”
“ we were not disappointed. ”
“ you were here on time and i was not ready. ”
“ if you’d killed him i wouldn’t have blamed you. ”
“ can’t figure out if that smell is bad sanitation or just the abject loss of hope. ”
“ i don’t answer to you. ”
“ i don’t need your pity. ”
“ you have been a naughty little shit, haven’t you ? ”
“ it’s a good thing we found you before you froze to death. ”
“ it had to be done. but that doesn’t make it any easier, does it ? ”
“ you have a taste for doing what it takes. ”
“ do you feel better now ? get it out of your system ? ”
“ maybe now we can finally shoot some goddamn guns. ”
“ do you follow him on twitter ? it’s gold. ”
“ i would love to shoot the breeze with that young man. ”
“ people are hypocrites and they all want someone to blame for their shit-filled lives, they never want to accept their share of the responsibility. ”
“ bring me some gauze and some fucking antiseptic ointment ! ”
“ i can almost see your furrowed brow from here. ”
“ places to go, shit to tear up. ”
“ choices have consequences. ”
“ should i start taking this personally ? ”
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