not john laurens

est. 1754 | main @bloodfathers

[anneemay]

[tropiyas]

[smegmatheefactory]

fave pics from hunter's laptop

[pagliahater]

Girl where did he even learn to take these kinds of pics.... he MUST have had a secret tumblr back in the days

[smegmatheefactory]

I think he's still lurking around here...Hunter if you're seeing this I'm down for anything you can pump 'n dump or you can take me home to your parents to the white house, I love sucking on the glass pipe and footjobs as much as you do. I have recently started a new foot cream and its really working so my feet are way softer than Ukranian hookers you used to get footjobs from. I could make you so happy, I could really piss off your dad, I got not-so-subtle B cups and a long foreskin, I love assplay, I also have a complicated relationship wth my dad,,We could be very happy together, I really think we're twin flames, please DM me, my DMs are always open for you <3

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Livin la penis smoka

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[elucubrare]

watching youtube in the 18th century: goddddddd could you skip through the 20 minutes of thanks for your ~most gracious patron her grace the duchess of D--shire, a new maecenas & the loveliest of ladies~ and get to your handel tier listing

[depsidase]

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[creatingblackcharacters]

It's always hard reading about the violence committed to steal America, but the buffalo is always like... That's some inhuman shit. Everyone is burning in hell for that one. Wdym there were thirty to sixty MILLION buffalo in 1800, and by 1900 there were only 300 left. THREE HUNDRED. Do you know, can you fathom the amount of purposeful cruelty required to kill NINETY NINE PERCENT of a population of an animal, just to spite and murder the living Native people who existed and thrived with them? All this, for White Power and Entitlement?? Sickening.

[notthewriteryourelookingfor]

I think about the photo often

Those are buffalo skulls

Like......

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

[angelnumber27]

Celibacy Wednesday

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

[segamascott]

[aletheyass]

amadeus (1984) was my heated rivalry

[bgm05]

Good omens looks like this to me

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[depsidase]

[ashstfu]