Crimeapilled Berncel

Adult | I like Fire Emblem (FE6 and FE9/10) and Cookie Run | She/her | My AO3

[anchobeaniethechoctoling]

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Hey guys! I’m Mochicréme, but I also go by Anchobeanie since that’s what I’m called on here and on AO3.

Stuff about me!

Adult, not comfortable sharing my age. Also it would help that you’re an adult if you follow me.

She/her

While my reblogs are mostly SFW, I may post links to M rated fics on here, so please be aware! Those will be tagged with a mature content filter.

I write fanfics! Sometimes. Mainly FE6 Bern stuff (with FE9/10 Crimea stuff once in a blue moon).

Main fandoms: Fire Emblem (stuck in FE6 Bern hell and Elincia and Lucia hell) and Cookie Run Kingdom

Secondary fandoms: Pokémon, Splatoon, Transformers, etc

Tags I use:

#Mochicréme talks (for general stuff)

#Mochicréme talks about Fire Emblem

#Mochicréme talks about Cookie Run

#Mochicréme answers (for replying to my ask box)

#Anchobeanie writes (for fanfic updates)

#Bernslop <3 (for all my FE6 Bern ramblings)

Otherwise, feel free to search the popular tags!

Here’s my Bernposting stuff for my beloved Bernslop down below! Will be updated occasionally.

Melady and Zeiss’s family and Bernese society analysis

Semi-serious “Elen should get a wyvern upon promotion” propaganda

Bern traitor glitter gifs

Exploring Zeiss and Melady’s sibling bond (and what could’ve been) (part 1?)

Bern post canon concept (also exploring what Melady and Zeiss could be like post canon) (part 2)

[pukicho]

Legitimately just had one of the worst meals of my entire life. I am still sitting here, trying to come to terms with what I just put inside my body. The orange chicken was drenched in what I can only call a carcinogenic slime. It tasted like how bug spray smells. I felt myself actively eroding the more I ate, but shit, it was $16 bucks. I kept going in spite of myself. I should've known better. The chlorine they call a sauce seeped into every spongey pore of the chicken's squishy exterior. Despite the uncooked batter bathing in liquid cum, the chicken itself was a dry, chewy muskrat texture, one that forced you to choke up even the smallest pieces you dared to swallow. The honey sesame chicken was an ice-cold cat's tongue, and the associated veg was mildewy and wilted. If you could cook the flavor of rot into something, then that's what they did to this food. I am not even joking, the chow mein tasted like a cigarette. I imagine they dumped an entire fucking bottle of liquid smoke into the noodle, with the intention of hurting and hopefully killing me. I can't imagine good, conscientious people making food like this. Everyone there was a hateful person. Maybe they weren't even people.

The only good thing I can say about this experience is that I learned something: a terrible lesson. Thank you, Panda Express.

[suppermariobroth]

Clay models of a variety of creatures from Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, used during the game's development for conceptualization purposes. This photo was shared in a 2026 issue of the Nintendo Dream magazine.

Source: ninpatentswatch

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[pukicho]

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

[t1g3rsh4rkz]

a lil modern hapicoco for fe modern pulse :) a lil something...for the soul

[moss-in-time]

let’s be cyanide with mama

[chiikawagifs]

[thingsforangel]

Una

[chiikawagifs]

[endsofthearth]

commission for @shiharam

[jisuto]

[pronouns-d-ace]

"I'm gonna draw so much this summer!!!" then my wrist began to crack in 57 different ways ...

[calamari-inari]

"Ferdie, tell me more!"

A commission I drew for a friend!!! 🥹 I love the concept of them as besties! They're so cute ❤️

[t0bey]

most appropriate way to use ur crest of blaiddyd

[anchobeaniethechoctoling]

IntSys hates FE6 so bad lmao we’re really getting a FE4 banner before Fallen and (possibly) the CYL harmonics.

[anchobeaniethechoctoling]

IT’S ENGAGE THIS MONTH GODDAMN IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[pukicho]

I love my vile chud son

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing