anchoviey

like the fish they/them (&) || 21y/o i reblog and whine a lot

[lovecrumbss]

oh to have foxes play where I've laid to rest

[appledoves]

nightcord at 25:00 if they were [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

[appledoves]

oops, realized there’s some confusion on who is who here aha. here’s, in order, the outfits these are based on.

mafuyu has her limited hairstyle unlike everyone else because it was a mistake, but i left it since she’s the one who is a darkener. ^_^

[thelostmoongazer]

I realized I draw Kris' bangs exactly like kanade's so I shoved them in the same room together to see what happened

[tastylemonbread]

imagine youre kris and youre all reserved and cagey and you dont want to tip off your new best friend susie as to how much your parents divorce fucked with you. and then all your adventures take her through divorce themed fantasy lands constructed by your subconscious

[sqeekerson]

meanwhile ralsei is having a realization 🏳️‍⚧️

[beachboysfan7]

chapter 5 was a kris misery simulator

[st4rlum1n0us]

Funniest fight or flight response ive ever seen actually

[mawmenny]

long-tailed duck

[ramsay74]

fucccck…..

[princess-valentineee]

NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME

CAN WE FORM A CRYING CIRCLE

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[paxamericana]

[mawmenny]

long-tailed duck

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

[mimaimoo-art]

i think they forgot to bring floaties

[delirious-slams]

THE PROMISE:

THE PAYOFF:

EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU QUEEN