ILOVEYOU

kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me

[handsmotif]

hi i’m hartley i’m 28 and i use he/xey pronouns 👍

you can find my more formal about thru the link in my bio

here you will find:

camp here & there

deltarune

mob psycho 100 (with a weird hyperfixation on the reigen spinoff manga)

princess tutu

gregory horror show

the amazing digital circus

bojack horseman

superjail

visual novels and dating sims

whagever shit i think is funny.

i try to do image descriptions whenever i have the time and/or energy

enjoy your stay

sims side blog: @hartleysims

headmates side blogs @pridefulpaltering - jax @lapisblood - roux @catfacts - rei

terfs, people who are pro israel, bigots, and proshippers will be set on fire upon even looking at my blog

^ first image drawn by @wawataka, second image from the i ❤️ mandarin oranges stimboard my friend cody made me this is #MeIRL

[soup-mother]

Paw patrol -> Copaganda

Bluey -> Imperialist apologia that serves to treat the colonial fiction of "Australia" as something charming and harmless

Moral of the story? You need to start killing dogs

[handsmotif]

so irl i am very thematically lovecore to the best of my current ability in that i have heart shaped prescription glasses, a heart shaped bag, and a heart shaped phone case and sometimes i forget about it but at my nephew’s baptism celebration earlier today one of my BIL’s relatives was like “wow you really love hearts don’t you!” and i was like. ohhhh haha yes i do ^__^

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[handsmotif]

i wish you could blacklist tags but only from certain people bc sometimes while you may love your dear mutual their media opinions can be dogshit

[postillfastill]

Spongebob Squarepants' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[pathos-logical]

[ID copied from alt:

a two panel comic; first one is a guy with bunny ears reading a book and smiling. the next one, his head is tilted up towards the heavens, eyes closed, smiling, and a single tear running down his cheek. he is thinking, "ah... masterful..."

a four panel comic of a bunny devil guy gritting teeth and punching the wall with a WHAM!. next, he is pacing around in circles, rapidly changing expressions from sparkly eyed to super stressed out. next, he is dancing and saying "squee! squee!". radiating joy. in the last panel, he is on his hands and knees, face covered in shadow and repeatedly punching the ground with both fists. End ID]

[bevsi]

I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with relating to characters, “they’re literally me” etc but if that’s the only way you engage with stories you’re kinda missing the whole point of Characters being vehicles through which we can see perspectives outside of our own. and also you’re going to get upset when the Character acts in a way that is not Personally Relatable to You

[twipsai]

i think we should all (remembers to have hope even in the bleakest situations) keep going (remembers to not have toxic positivity) but if you dont wanna thats ok (remembers that we must endure) or is it

[hydrahowl]

everyone who gets off to incest or some shit is always like Yeah... im DARK..... im TWISTED...... NORMIES wouldnt get it...... im PROBLEMATIC........ but like. incest is rarely ever taken seriously and its extremely common to be joked about and sexualized. all your doing is continuing that trend of showing you have weird opinions on abuse and that uoure trying too hard to be special and weird. sorryyy shrug

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[throathole]

There should be half naked male strippers dancing on platforms for the public to enjoy at every target and CVS location in the country

[emnesoi0]

the problem with visual novels is that they are novels, but they are almost exclusively sold on video game distribution platforms, which means that they're novels being read by gamers who are by and large entirely unequipped to critique that medium

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[whimsical-laboratory-tragedy]

Out here upping my adam

Bonus:

Refs and alt versions under the cut

No distortion and no text and no distortion :3

+ the pose ref and paisley ref

[whimsical-laboratory-tragedy]

He's not like other girls

[cutecipher]

im sorry for what i did under the influence of gagobears