knife

hi im a knife from ancient rome! i dont like caesar..

[ancientromanknife]

out of the 23 stabs, only one knife was fatal for caesar. of the 23 possible lives you could be, I assume thou art the aortic one?

i am the best knife arent i? So its only best to assume😊

[apple-cider-vinegarrr]

shout out to marcus junius brutus the younger and gaius cassius longinus for the legendary yaoi run theyre going to have after today

[ancientromanknife]

so.. uh.. same time next year? :D

i am already practicing 😈

[ancientromanknife]

Fav meat to cut

roman dictators

[ancientromanknife]

*puts ceasers corpse in front of you*

Oh i killed that boi.

[ancientromanknife]

i love you ancient roman knife

ancient roman knife loves you too <3

[ancientromanknife]

im so proud of you, well done!!

now i can go back to stabbing food and not roman dictators 😊

[ancientromanknife]

it…it has been done. me and my siblings now shall rest.

[ancientromanknife]

are you ready for tomorrow? it's almost time

my owner has it marked in the calendar for “caesar stabbing day” so we are making a salad!!🤗

[ancientromanknife]

You and your friends get to go to a party on the 15th!

FINALLY WAR IS OVER

[ancientromanknife]

my owner is sharping me alot recently.. i wonder what in going to cut! 🤗

[ancientromanknife]

hey guys.. what’s happening on the 15th? 😊