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bts . jane eyre . cats . feminist . aro

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[hymnsofheresy]

"we live in an uncaring universe"

false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

[flowersnteacups]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[obiwan]

[fake-destiel-news]

[tvonq]

whatever this means

[mens-rights-activia]

[theshoesofatiredman]

At literally any moment I could start sobbing about Waymond Wang. About how he brings cookies to soften hearts. About how he shields the people he loves even when he's afraid. About how he dances with strangers. About how he loves his wife. About how he goes to bat for her even after she takes a bat to everything precious to him. About how his kindness is an intentional fighting style. What a love. What a character. What a man.

[bloodsoakedtooth]

Ghostface calls and asks what my favorite scary movie is and suddenly he's stuck listening to me info dump for 2 hours

[meersspace]

take a knife to bring to the roman senate

quick grab a knife

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Voting ended onMar 18, 2023

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[bloodenjoyer]

im going to scarborough fair do yall want anything

[finwe-the-disappointed-deactiva]

...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

[crutchie-morris]

op how does it feel to have been the funniest person alive at age eleven

[noahnomore]

[whycrywhenucandie]

[yeehawlw]

[lionofchaeronea]

Above the Clouds at Sunrise, Frederic Edwin Church, 1849

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[faggotjonesss]

[woodlandhomo]

One time I tried to say “take care” after ringing up a customer. I opened my mouth and for some reason I was unable to make a noise except for a very small “t-eh” sound initially and by the time I remembered how to make words I had to shout across the store for them to hear me. What I ended up saying was “Take over!!!” after which they glanced back at me uncomfortably and left without another word.

I am haunted by that interaction to this day.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Took a customer’s order for a latte and wrote his name, Scott, on the cup. I asked him if he wanted it hot or iced. When he told me hot, I promptly announced “Hot for Scott!” to the entire restaurant

Customer questioned my pronouns (I wear a pronoun pin) and told me that it doesn’t make sense. I said that was here to take her order if she’d give it to me? She repeated that they/them doesn’t make sense and I very clearly look like a woman. I asked her, “do I look like a cashier?” In hearing range of my boss

Regular told me about the passing of his dog and I auto-pilot asked if he’d like a pup cup since he usually got one every day. Obviously he did not. Then, instead of apologizing, I suggested he “pour one out” for his deceased dog

[radiofreederry]