The Set-Up || Fire and Leaf
Leaf didnât take dating advice from anyone. Nobody knew what she wanted better than she did, and therefore nobody was qualified to give advice on that subject.
Which was why when she went to visit Bill and he told her he knew a nice young man that she might be interested in, Leaf wanted to roll her eyes and tell Bill to mind his own business. He was a smart guy, but out of all the people who didnât get to tell her about how to conduct her own personal life, Billâs credentials in that area were laughable- nonexistent, even.
But Leafâs mind switched immediately when she remembered exactly who she was dealing with: Bill Sonezaki. Harmless, manipulable Bill Sonezaki. Anyone who associated with Bill was probably just as harmless and manipulable, and possibly even as rich. This was probably a man whose heart (and wallet) Leaf could chew up and swallow.Â
"Iâll give him a chance," was the answer she finally decided on, and thatâs why she found herself sitting at a high table in a Celadon bar and grill lazily swirling her straw around in her ice water (she refused to pay for anything. This was supposed to be a date, after all).Â
The man wasnât late. Leaf preferred to be early, so she could take note of her surroundings and be more comfortable in them. Although this was supposed to be a date, Leaf had only one object in mind: a free meal, a few nice complements, and then another broken heart in the long line of men that she could look down her nose at and whisper, âsorry not sorry.â
Save the bartender and the waiter, there was nobody else in the place. Bill had chosen a strange time to meet. It was the middle of the afternoon, too late for lunch and too early for dinner.Â
But it was getting to be that time, and soon Leaf would grow impatient. She loved to be early, but that meant she hated when others were late.Â
Just as she was about to complain to herself out loud, someone pushed open the door of the bar and grill. She sat up straight, crossed her legs, and fixed her eyes on the door with her sweetest smile.Â
But that smile soon turned into a look of disgust and panic when she got a good look at the guy walking through the door, and the stifling stench of Pallet filled the room. And it was then that Leaf cursed herself for never bothering to ask Bill anything about who she would be seeing this afternoon.
"You!"
Fire didn't take dating advice from anyone. Of course, that partially stemmed from the fact that he didn't date as a rule of thumb. Dating someone only gave them more chances to untangle his complex web of lies and to follow the thread back to who he really was. And he couldn't have that happening.
So when Bill suggested that he and a lovely young lady that he might get along well with should go on a date some time, Fire's first instinct was to shoot Bill a glance that bluntly said 'no'. But sometime between when he shot that glance and Bill picked up on it, his mind shifted. This was Bill Sonezaki. Gentle. Soft-spoken. Had a bit of a Southern Belle charm about him, and if he had been a girl (or even just not so affluent in Kanto), he would have definitely already had his way with the pokemaniac. And, well, he had to assume that Bill hung around people not too unlike him.
He shifted that gaze into a more curious one-- and that was the gaze that Bill had picked up on. After all... just because he was going on a date, didn't mean that he'd have to continue dating. He could flash her a smile that spread like butter, promise her some sweet nothings, and then proceed to catch the next ship to Unova, adding her number to his block list, and going on with his life. It was somewhat of a sad existence, but it was Fire's, so he wasn't about to complain.
A few days later Bill had contacted him, saying that plans were set to meet at one of the more well-known bars in Celadon. Fire didn't like that bar much-- mostly because the manager had been very firm when he told Fire that it didn't matter who he was, he was under the legal drinking age and he wasn't getting a drink. He would have much preferred a quieter, more hidden away pub-- after all, how was this date supposed to go if he couldn't buy her a drink, and then three or four more? But whatever, he decided. He was handsome. He was suave. He'd be able to woo any young lady that he was set up with, tipsy or not.
The young man finally arrived at the bar a few minutes after the designated meeting time. He did not want to be the one to have to wait for his date. Other people were meant to wait for him, not vice-versa. His charizard landed with little fanfare, allowing his trainer to slip off of his back. Fire, in turn, returned his starter with a certain haste about him-- really, he didn't want to draw any more attention to himself than necessary.
He removed his cap, smoothed out his hair, and placed the cap back on his head. He fixed the collar on his shirt. He stretched his arms behind his back, stretched his neck to the side, and finally--Â finally-- pushed through the door.
It took his eyes a moment to adjust to the dimly-lit room. The first thing he noticed was the astounding lack of people. Was he still too early? Crap. It was too late to turn back now. But a second later he saw a blur of colour as it shifted in his peripherals. He put on one of his most charming smiles and turned his head in the stranger's general direction--
Oh. Oh crap.
Oh crap oh crap oh crap, he thought as he stood there, every muscle in his body stiffening at once. Oh crap oh crap, he thought as he decided to pretend that he didn't see Leaf and just march right on up to the bar as if that had been his plan all along. Oh crap, he thought as he saw the same manager who threatened to kick him out last time he was here. Craaaaap, he thought as he stiffly turned around, marching almost robotically towards the table where Leaf was sitting.
"I'm going to sit here," said Fire, voice hushed and low. And sit here he did, leaning back in the chair as a forced show of comfort. He and Leaf were friends, yes. Friends who hadn't even spoken to each other in years-- not since before Fire won and subsequently lost the Championship. Now was not exactly the time he wanted to catch up. Actually... he didn't want to catch up ever.
"Cover me," he continued in that hushed voice, casting a quick glance at the manager behind the bar. "I'll be out of your hair when my--" he faltered, reluctant to refer to anyone as a date. "--friend... gets here."
Then Fire laughed as if Leaf had said something charmingly witty and hilarious. "It's been far too long," he drawled, loud enough for the manager to hear. "I've missed you so much. Tell me, how's your grandmother doing?"
Fire didn't even know if Leaf had a grandmother. "Say that she died," he muttered to her. And then, with an almost imperceptible gesture towards the manager and bartender, he added, "break their hearts."














