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[heatherwitch]

Spoonie Witch Masterpost

All of my spoonie, disabled, chronically ill, mentally ill, accessible and low-energy witch posts!

These are meant to supplement medication, medical care, and professional treatment. You do not have my permission to use these as a sole alternative for those methods. Please be responsible with your health.

”What’s a Spoonie Witch?”

Spoon theory

~Updated July, 2020~

Click the original post to check for updates!

Bedridden witch:

Bedridden witch - Original edition

Bedridden witch  - Nature edition

Bedridden witch  - Worship edition

Bedridden witch - Divination edition

Bedridden witch - Stale energy edition

Bedridden witch - Elements edition

Bedridden witch - Pastel edition

Bedridden witch - Kitchen edition

Bedridden witch - Winter edition

Bedridden witch - Ocean edition

Bedridden witch - Love edition

Bedridden witch - Weather edition

Bedridden witch - Garden edition

Bedridden witch - Bath edition

Bedridden witch - Wheel of the Year edition

Bedridden witch - Discreet edition

Bedridden witch - The setup

Bedridden witch series (all linked in separate post)

Tips and tricks:

Witchcraft in the Hospital

Witchcraft & Meds

Tips for taking meds

Low energy devotional tip

Bath magic made easy

Witchy things for spoonie students

Cleansing (via your phone)

Charging crystals: My version [X] Simple version [X]

For when you can’t sleep

My daily routine

A tip for using salves

Chronic migraine relief

Brainfog lifting

Limited hand mobility + witchcraft

Witchcraft + Aphantasia

Nonverbal witchcraft

Witchcraft for the Chronically Fatigued

Low energy cleaning + cleansing

Other:

Chronically ill witchcraft: For your symptoms

Mentally ill witchcraft: For your symptoms

Spoonie sigils: (Pain and Symptoms) / (Energy/Motivation and Mental Illness) / (Healing and Misc.)

Spoonie sigils: previous version

Small devotional acts (for the Greek + Roman pantheon)

Some gentle reminders [X] [X]

How I recovered from depression influenced by chronic illness

Dealing with the emotions that come with a diagnosis and some advice I wish I’d gotten

Low energy plants

Magic to replenish energy

Periods suck. Witchcraft helps.

Sick witchery

Probably some other ones I’m missing!

[heatherwitch]

Yule Resource Masterpost

A collection of categorized links for your Yule needs! What is Yule? [X] Yule is celebrated on slightly different days depending on who you ask, but the broad spectrum is: December 20th to January 1st in the Northern Hemisphere and around June 20th (give or take a few days) in the Southern Hemisphere.

 The basics:

Yule correspondences

Celebrating Yule

Yule: A very merry sabbat

Guide to Yuletide plants + herbs

A Yule ritual

50 Yuleisms

Inexpensive Yule decorations

Yule Crafts:

Yule potpourri recipe

Witch balls

A twelve-herb sachet for Yule

Decorate Yule tree with crystals

Mini herb wreaths

Yule log

Yule craft ideas

Pine protection balm

Dried orange slices

Apple feeders for winter birds

Yule Recipes:

Herbal shortbread

Chocolate Yule log

Double chocolate bread

Yuletide muesli

Mulled wine poached pears

Yule tea

Yule Punch

Non-alcoholic mulled wine

Yule mulled wine

Yule Spells:

Merry Yule spell jar / Season of peace spell jar

Holiday ornament snow spell

Yule bath spell

Blessed Yule - for a positive holiday season

Winter solstice spell

Spell for a happy family gathering

Yule energy sun spell

Winter stasis spell sachet

Holiday home blessings

Safe delivery envelope spell

Yule Tarot Spreads:

The return (2 card)

Yule spread (3 card)

Tarot spread for Yule (3 card)

Winter inspired spread (5 card)

Yule reflection + advice spread (5 card)

A Yuletime tarot spread (6 card)

Other:

Music ideas / Winter witch playlist

Pre-Yule simmer pot / Yuletide simmer pot

Yule altar ideas

Mistletoe Lore

Yule incense

Emoji spell for luck during Yule and Solstice

Spell ideas for the holidays

Updated December of 2021. Please inform me of broken links via askbox!

Imbolc / Ostara / Beltane / Litha / Lammas / Mabon / Samhain / Yule / Bedridden ideas

[heatherwitch]

Housewarming Magic

For when you’ve moved into a new living situation or are ready for a new start <3

Finding your home/moving:

House hunting crystals

Spell jar to find a house

Spell for your dream house

The witch’s moving checklist

Cleansing:

A deep room cleanse

To absorb negative energy from a room

Summer house cleansing

Herbal wall/floor wash + witchy cleaners

Home cleansing tips

Home cleansing brew

Thoroughly clearing spaces

Crystals to cleanse the home

Cleansing your space without smoke

Cleansing your space: a how-to guide

Energy cleansing

Low energy cleaning + cleansing

Warding + Protection:

A crash course on warding

To ward the home

Threshold magic 101

Protect my home spell

Home protection steam spell

Simple home protection jar spell

“Little lurkers” home protection spell

Room/home protection

Sharehouse peace witch’s ladder

Wall of fire property & house protection spell

Protection (wind) chimes

The Rowan cross

Protecting the property

Check out the sigils below!

Sigils:

For a magical and happy home

My new home suits me well

Sospidonum

This space is full of life, light, and bright energy

My home is safe

This home is safe for all

This home is a safe and healthy environment

My house is protected from unwanted influences

My home is protected

Witchin’ it up:

Happy home spell jar

Home sweet home spell jar

House to home spell

Laundry magic

Pleasing household spirits

When a bad guest leaves

New home witch tips

Building a magical home

The magical home

Odds and ends:

Magic, and power, in homemaking

The history and creation of witch bottles

Bringing nature inside

Cottage witch tips

Hearth witch tips

The basics of kitchen and cottage witchcraft

You may also like:

Bedridden witch: garden / stale energy / kitchen edition

Spells for job seekers

Travel witchery

Links updated August, 2021 (please inform me of broken links via askbox)

[heatherwitch]

Mabon Resource Masterpost

A collection of categorized links for your Mabon needs! What is Mabon? [X] Mabon is celebrated between September 21st to September 29th (March 21st to March 29th in the S. Hemisphere) and is also called: the Autumn Equinox or the Second Harvest Festival.

The Basics:

Ways to celebrate Mabon

What is Mabon?

Mabon: A small guide

The Autumnal Equinox: Finding balance as the cycle ends

Solitary Autumn Equinox

Low spoon Mabon ideas

A lazy witch’s Mabon

Mabon ideas!

Mabon Crafts:

Floating acorn cap candle

Mabon burlap wreath

Mabon wreath

Apple bowls

Mabon Recipes:

Mabon stew

Mabon pomegranate chicken

Grandma’s pumpkin bread

Easy pumpkin muffins

Mabon apple twist bread

Fresh apple autumn cake w/ honey cinnamon glaze

Stuffed apples for mabon

Lavender cider tea / Mabon cider

Mabon Spells:

Mabon spell

Mabon charm sachet

A Mabon ritual

An autumn ritual

Autumn blessings

Mabon Tarot Spreads:

Mabon spread (3 card)

Harvest wisdom (3 card)

Mabon/Harvest spread (4 card)

The balance (5 card)

Fall harvest tarot spread (7 card)

Mabon delicate balance spread (9 card)

Autumn equinox spread (12 card)

Other:

Mabon sigil

Mabon bath

Mabon/Autumn Equinox playlist

Crystals for the Autumn Equinox

Mabon masterpost

Last udated September of 2021, please inform me of broken links via askbox!

Imbolc / Ostara / Beltane / Litha / Lammas / Mabon / Samhain / Yule / Bedridden ideas

[heatherwitch]

Litha Resource Masterpost

A collection of categorized posts for your Litha needs! What is Litha? [X] Litha is celebrated on slightly different days depending on who you ask/the year, but the broad spectrum is: June 20th-25th in the Northern Hemisphere and December 20th-25th in the Southern Hemisphere. 

The Basics:

Simple ways to celebrate Litha

Litha: how do I celebrate this sabbat?

Celebrate Litha! / Let’s talk Litha!

Litha for lazy witches

Witches sabbats: Litha

Celebrating Litha: lore, decor and festivals

Litha + faerie interactions masterpost

Litha practices

Ideas for Litha

Litha correspondences

Litha: a midsummer night

Things to do on midsummer

Summer solstice celebration

Litha Crafts:

DIY flower pressing

Make flower crowns / Litha flower crown / DIY flower headband

Litha Recipes:

Litha orange honey cake

Summer solstice honey cakes

Litha herbal honey cookies

Litha lavender cookies

Litha buttermilk bread

Litha lavender thyme chicken

Litha recipes and food correspondences

Litha iced drinks masterpost

Litha sun tea / How to make sun tea

Summer tea

Litha iced chamomile tea

Sun seeker cocktail

Litha frozen strawberry lemonade sangria

Litha Spells & Rituals:

Simple spell for sunshine

Litha blessings

Litha candle spell

Summer solstice ritual

Midsummer ritual

A midsummer bath

Litha emoji spell

Litha Tarot Spreads:

Litha tarot spread (3 card)

The light: a tarot spread for Litha (3 card)

Summer solstice tarot spread (3 card)

A midsummer spread (5 card)

Litha tarot spread (5 card)

The baking sun tarot spread (5-6 card)

Other:

Sun oil

Litha/Midsommar sun oil

Solar cleansing brew

Litha altar decorations

Imbolc / Ostara / Beltane / Litha / Lammas / Mabon / Samhain / Yule / Bedridden ideas

Links updated June, 2021. Please inform me of broken links via askbox!

[bassiter]

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Sunlight by Hozier except on your kitchen radio while you make breakfast; you live in a small cottage in the forest where you keep bees, watch birds, and try not to think about the fact that the forest is slowly dying around you.

[f-u-g-i-t-i-v-o]

[noonymoon]

BABY WITCH FAQ

a masterpost by noonymoon

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sigils and runes – what are they?

sigils – what are they and how to do them?

crystals – a list of pastel aesthetic stones!

spells – i have a hard time with words…

astrology – what’s ASC, lilith and node?

astrology – natal chart ? birth chart ??

spells – tips for crafting your own spells

spells – spells can be anything

crystals – charging methods

where to begin with your research!

where to begin with your research!

spells – really simple spell for rebirth

crystals – which stone for meditation?

crystals – your first crystal selection!

spells – glamour idea: piercings

spells – tattoos and witchcraft

divination – which medium to start with?

crystals – how to do easy crystal grids

what do to when you don’t like tea!

spells – what’s important when enchanting

how to incorporate magic subtly into school

divination – what the fuck is .. tarot ??

water magic – some thoughts on magical water

crystals – can i use regular stone pebbles?

spells – put a hiding glamour on your grimoire!

color magic – different candle color hues .. ?

cleansing – low effort techniques

crystals – do cracks lessen their powers?

energy work – why grounding is important

grimoire – some pointers on usability

grimoire – some more pointers

grimoire – a lil guide by me, an adhd kid

astrology – what are the houses ???

divination – how to create your own tarot deck

spells – the difference: curses, hexes and jinxes

spells – what’s a binding spell ..?

spells – dumb question: can i hex myself ?!

energy work – overcoming an abusive mentor

spirit work – a few words on the Fae

spells – can i use a different language?

altars – what is possible ..?

does a witch have to like being outside in nature?

a few words on omens and signs

grimoire – what’s a book of shadows?

voodoo and cultural appropriation

what do i need to do for being a witch ???

how do i start being a witch ???

how to be part of the witchy community !

how to start being a witch, an example

spells – a ritual for getting rid of fear in the dark

divination – can i have more than one tarot deck?

can i be more than one type of witch?

divination – what’s the difference: tarot + oracle cards

divination – the difference: tarot + oracle cards

cleansing – cleaning and cleansing your apartment

energy work – enchanting an item with energy

altars – what’s that and why ??

crystals – stones for protecting your energy

herbs – what to do with them anyway ..?!

crystals – do i need to activate my crystal …?

grimoire – do i have to be artsy to have a grimoire?

how to explain witchcraft to your parents ..

crystals – stuff to know when purchasing stones

spells – some thoughts on the elements

crystals – healing your third eye chakra

spells – do i need a magical wand ?

water magic – storm water vs. rain water

spells – a few words on the beautiful rose

herbs – how to dry flowers and herbs

herbs – a few words on st. john’s wort

spells – can i make my own correspondences?

crystals and herbs for mental health and stomach

crystals – a few words on quality and prices

am i too young for beginning my studies?

how to be a cute magical girl witch

herbs – what can i gather outside in nature?

sigils – gym witch: does sweat work for charging?

don’t let anyone tell you who you are

some important tips and tricks

energy work – is feeling others pain possible?

divination – how to trust in yourself more

familiars – my cat did a thing: is it magic ?

familiars – some thoughts on magical pets

synchronicity – why you see your birthday on the clock

angel signs – asking for guidance

angel signs – the complete guide

don’t fear to begin.. all you can do is start

some witchy thoughts on the cold season

crystals – how to get rid of dirt on tumbled stones

smells and scents in witchcraft

witchy holidays – samhain and beltane

crystals and herbs for more energy and balance

energy work – my third eye hurts!

crystals – all about rose quartz

divination – my pendulum isn’t working well

crystals – an overview of some crystals

divination – which crystal for a pendulum?

uhh.. lucid dreaming vs. astral travel ???

some thoughts on dream walking

divination – how to attune your pendulum!

spells – how to enchant without many tools

crystals – for sex, libido and intimacy

do it yourself – all that glitters is gold box

do it yourself – pocket sigil wax seals

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updated on december 9th, 2018

[paper-mario-wiki]

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

[geftheshittalkingmongoose]

We want the boys society says are bad, not actually bad boys

[aphony-cree]

Classic bad boys went against the mainstream masculine society of their time. They embraced attributes that were considered girly: longer hair, use of hair products, appreciation in their appearance, enjoyment of art and music. They rebelled against the notion that as soon as you left high school you needed to work a respectable job, get married, and have 2.5 children. They were bad because they didn’t follow what society said a man should be, and that’s why it was attractive

[literallyaflame]

no offense but my sexuality is buff girls in tank tops with leather jewelry and braided hair??? what a look

[literallyaflame]

oh and also those girls who dress like it’s Coachella 24/7 like this girl walked into one of my classes last semester with a flower crown on and smiled at me like some kinda fairy princess and i almost died

[literallyaflame]

oh and also also also tired girls who wear sweatpants and tees 9 days out of 10 but then on that tenth day show up in FULL hair FULL makeup with a PRETTY ASS dress on cause they finally had time to put on their favorite outfit and they went after the look as hard as they could and they look so happy to be wearing their Good Clothes god bless

[literallyaflame]

fuck i think i’m gayer than i thought i was

[officialtvhead]

if i was on queer eye

‪‪bobby: are you using your dirty clothes as a carpet‬?

‪tan: did you just say that you bought this when you were in middle school‬?

‪jonathan: the majority of your hair is split ends‬

‪antoni: ok so typically peanut m&ms are not a breakfast food‬

‪karamo: why are you crying i haven’t said anything yet‬

[positivelypagan]

Healing for All Witches

For the Green Witch

DIY Brews and Potions

Herbs Masterpost

Healing Salts

For the Sun Witch:

Sun Water

Sun Meditation

Sun Oil

For Any Witch:

Healing with Aromatherapy

Healing Masterpost

Room Healing Spell

Home Wash

Medicinal Teas

Menstrual Magick

Healing for Others

Healing Spell

Healing Witch Ask

Healing Spell 2

For the Spoonie Witch:

Simple and Effective Healing Spell with Only One Ingredient

Pain Relieving Tea

Migraine Magick

Healing/Mental Health Spell Jar

For the Crystal Witch:

Chants to charge crystals with intent

Crystal Masterpost

Healing Power of Crystals

For the Energy Witch:

Energetic Healing

For the Sick Witch:

Help Tonsillitis with Tea

[babyanimalgifs]

this cured my depression. my anxiety. my bills. my job. everything’s fine. i hope you have a good day

[gigglefitjunkrat]

not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for this goblin

[unfollovving]

My dad isn’t home so guess who joined us by the table & made himself look so sad that my mom made him some food on a separate plate & ate with us

[b-e-e-l-i]

SHE DROVE ME HERE

[inothernews]

Everyone and everything in this outtake though.

[adviceforvegans]

For all my cheese lovers out there, enjoy my master post of vegan cheese recipes. :) If I missed out your favourite, let me know and I’ll see if I can add it! Blue/Roquefort Vegan Blue Cheese Dressing Recipe Dairy-free “Blue Cheese” Dip | Jane’s Healthy Kitchen Melomeals Brie How to Make Vegan Brie Cheese Brielike vegan cheese Cashew Brie….YUM! | peaceloveveganfood Cashew Brie - Cast Iron Peaceloveveganfood Vegan Brie Cheez - VegKitchen with Nava Atlas HOW TO MAKE VEGAN BRIE CHEESE! - YouTube Camembert Camembert - Cast Iron Vegan Camembert - Part One - YouTube Vegan Camembert from the Non-Dairy Formulary Cheddar Shreddable, Meltable Vegan Cheddar Cheese Vegan Sharp Cheddar Cheese Recipe Dairy-free Cheddar Cheese | Jane’s Healthy Kitchen Sharp Vegan Cheddar Cheese Alternative Recipe Vegedout Cottage Easy Vegan Cottage Cheese Recipe Cottage cheese… made with coconut milk Organic Vegan Cottage Cheese Cottage ‘cheese’ | The Vegan Society Homemade vegan cottage cheese Cream Flourchild In Vegetables We Trust Simple Cultured Cashew Cream Cheese - Yup, it’s Vegan Vegan Cashew Cheese | Healthy Blender Recipes Nut Free Vegan Cream Cheese - Cearas Kitchen Soy-free Vegan & Paleo Cream Cheese | Healthful Pursuit Simple Cashew Cheese Spread - YumUniverse Vegan Cashew Cream Cheese - Connoisseurus Veg Feta Maple Spice Including Cake Vegan Tofu Feta Cheese | Simple Vegan Blog Almond Feta Cheese with Herb Oil Recipe Vegan Feta Cheese | The Graceful Kitchen Instant Raw Vegan Feta Cheese recipe - Eating Vibrantly 5 Ingredient Vegan Almond Feta Cheese Mock Feta Cheese Vegan Substitute ) Recipe Fat-free Vegan Feta Cheese | Happy Herbivore How to Make Vegan Feta Cheese Goat 2 Recipes for Smooth & Crumbly Vegan “Goat” Cheese A Profound Hatred of Meat That’s So Cheesy: Homemade Vegan Goat Cheese Recipe Pepper-Crusted Cashew Goat Cheese Recipe Raw Vegan “Goat” Cheese Dip - Fork and Beans vegan ‘goat’ cheese - spabettie Peppered Cashew Goat “Cheese” | C'est La Vegan Gorgonzola Vegan Recipes | Non-Dairy Gorgonzola Gouda Make Smoked Vegan Coconut Gouda That Melts Vegan Smoked Gouda CheeseNouveau Raw Smoked Coconut Gouda | Vedged Out Smoked Coconut Gouda (Part Deux) Green Goddess Gouda Vegan Cheese Cheese, Smoked Gouda, Vegan Gruyère Almond Gruyere - Vegan Cultured Cheese Cultured Almond Cheese - Gruyère Style How to Make Vegan Gruyere Cheese: 5 Steps Vegan Gruyère Cheese | The Wicked Good Vegan Halloumi Vegan Halloumi Cheese Recipe - Cooking with Plants Vegan Tofu Halloumi | One Arab Vegan Recipe: Vegan Halloumi - Planet Veggie Vegan Halloumi Cheese - YUM!!!! - YouTube Two-Step Vegan Halloumi Cheese – Oil Free | Bunny Kitchen Homemade vegan halloumi cheese Vegans Have Superpowers: Vegan Halloumi Vegan Halloumi Middle Eastern Pan Seared Tofu With Lemon Mascarpone Mascarpone Cheese (raw, GF, vegan) - Nouveau Raw raw vegan mascarpone cheese for crepe filling :) - YouTube Vegan Mascarpone | Ricki Heller Cashew Mascarpone Mozzarella Veggie Wedgie Melty Stretchy Gooey Vegan Mozzarella How to Make Fresh Vegan Moxarella Cheese How to make stretchy vegan mozzarella cheese A Better Buffalo Mozzarella - Artisan Vegan Life Mozzarella Cheese Recipe (Vegan) - YouTube Cholesterol-Free Vegan Cashew Mozzarella For Pizza Paneer Home Made Vegan Paneer Cheese Vegan Indian Paneer Cheese Substitute Recipe How to make Homemade Paneer - an Indian cheese recipe Parmesan Vegan Parmesan Cheese Recipe | Minimalist Baker Recipes Ezontho Vegan Parmesan Cheese | Simple Vegan Blog How To Make Vegan Parmesan Cheese - Beard + Bonnet Cashew Parmesan (Vegan, Paleo) | Detoxinista Dairy-free Parmesan Cheese | Jane’s Healthy Kitchen Vegan Parmesan Cheese with Cashews Vegan Parmesan Cheese | Vegan Recipes from Cassie Veggieful: Vegan Parmesan Cheese Recipe Vegan Parmesan Cheese - Oh She Glows Pepper Jack Vegan Pepper Jack Cheese with Almond Milk. Gluten free Vegan Pepperjack Cheese - Baked In How to Make Vegan Pepper Jack Cashew Cheese Vegan Pepper Jack CheeseNouveau Raw Vegan Pepper Jack - but yes…i do eat potatoes Pepper Jack Cashew Cheese | Vedged Out Pepperjack Cashew Cheese | My Darling Vegan Ricotta Chel Rabbit Cashew Ricotta Cheese - The Simple Veganista Tofu Ricotta | Whole Foods Market Vegan Ricotta Cheese | Vegan Recipes from Cassie Howard Tofu ‘Ricotta’ Recipe - Allrecipes.com homemade vegan ricotta cheese - In Jennie’s Kitchen Dairy-Free Soy-Free Ricotta Cheese - YumUniverse Homemade Vegan Cashew Ricotta How To Make Almond Ricotta “Cheese” - Beard + Bonnet Tofu Ricotta Recipe | Happy Herbivore Swiss Vegan Swiss Cheese - Nouveau Raw The Vegan Chef - Non-Dairy Swiss Style Cheese Non-Dairy Swiss Style Cheese Recipe - Food.com

[veganrecipe]

Cheese, vegan, vegan cheese, food, recipe

[opinionatedvegan]

Reblogging because I know a lot of new vegans struggle with cheese, so hopefully this helps!! 👌👌👌

[teesadutta]

12.6.16

Stephen and Joe have a family meeting.