Not So Wise Words Of Andi

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“The floor smells weird”

-Andi

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“Hold on to your man like he’s a jumpball” 🏀🏀🏀

~Andi

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“He molested my eyebrows with man spit!”

Andi

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“Just scrunch your face up! Then no one can tell if you’re ugly or not.”

Andi

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“If it involves food it’s totally worth it”

Andi

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“If oranges were blue would they be called blue or bloranges?”

Andi

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I control the beds so I control sleep!

Andi

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“Woah, it’s ugly!”

Andi

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“If boys can have girl eyeballs, can girls have boy eyeballs?”

Andi

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“There’s elephants! Oh please don’t be ugly. Aaannnnd it’s ugly. Dang”

Andi

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“He has girl eyeballs.”

Andi

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“Why didn’t you tell me tumblr had all this crap! Now I wanna press all the buttons!”

Andi