astronomy: so basically the consensus is generally that pluto isn't a planet but rather a dwarf planet, which is a classification that fits better with its unique characteristics and reflects our current understanding of how stuff works
what people hear for some reason: pluto has been suddenly kicked out of the planets club by the other planets, who were its best friends up until they randomly decided they didn't love it anymore and they kicked it out of the house and put it in a wet cardboard box on the side of the road and it's starting to rain but they don't care at all because they hate poor pluto now and they want it to die of exposure. which it will
