Maker Set His Gays Upon You

I like Dragon Age in a very autistic way. Ask me about my protagonists and I will marry you instantly no take backs

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother

[andrastes-strap-on]

Varric is the most character of all time and I can’t get over him

He’s a business man. He hates his parents. He has a crossbow named after the woman he loves. She made him the crossbow. It’s so powerful nobody can know. He writes crime novels. For a while his only friends were bisexuals. He’s famous. He’s a wanted criminal. He once organised an underground expedition/treasure hunt. He writes porn. His best friend went to magic hell. His other best friend has one arm. He works for a powerful religious organisation. He runs a spy network. He’s mayor of his hometown. He’s killed dragons. He refuses to cover his chest. He won’t sleep with you. He can turn invisible. His brother lost his mind. He’s four feet tall. He’s confused by chocolate. He was kidnapped by the church police.

[in-the-drowning-deep]

He dug out the weapon that drove his brother mad on a mission to help his brother out, which also doomed his city and best friend. He picks up more insane bisexuals wherever he goes. He's ghosting anyone in his hometown who's tryna get him to do mayor job stuff. He gives his friend the key to his city's defences and also a whole manor house so they'll have somewhere to go when shit hits the fan. He couldn't save another of his friends and his city almost got destroyed as a result. He takes one look at a rando who just fucked up a major job and goes "I'll take that one please". He refuses to use violence on the guy trying to end the world because they used to be spirit boy co-parents friends. He's killed with the same weapon that drove his brother mad.

[theuniceon]

Can you answer a simple question?

I don’t know

I’m bald

Nuanced

Other

Vanilla extract

N/A

OP you forgot one (in tags)

Show me the results

Voting ended onJul 3

[telumendils]

and fuck THIS fuckass hinterlands fade rift in particular!!!!

[andrastes-strap-on]

Your Hero of Ferelden, Hawke, Inquisitor, and Rook walk into a bar…

Who’s paying the tab?

Hero

Hawke

Inquisitor

Rook

They’ll split the bill

No one is paying

Nuance

Voting ended onApr 14

[andrastes-strap-on]

If you’re adding your Dragon Age OCs to your tomodachi island the second the game is out and you can have up to four islanders and giving at least one of them the leader personality and/or using face paint to give your Hawke the blood smear on their nose clap your fucking hands

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[wolfpup026]

A compilation of the Veilguard x Dream Daddy crossover drawings I did!

Individual posts: Emmrich | Lucanis | Davrin

[felassan]

Happy 16th birthday Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening !

[sisifroggy]

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[ac3tinium]

dragon age shitposts

[sisifroggy]

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[sisifroggy]

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[wolfpup026]

Emmrich in the style of the game Dream Daddy 💖

[fresh-prince-of-denmark]

Not with that attitude

[a-really-bad-decision]

Dragon age origins is like…. You’re nineteen, new in town, and it’s your second day at pizza hut. You don’t even know how to work the register yet and you just watched your manager get carted off by the paramedics. You have no contact info for him, his next of kin, or corporate. The only other employee is the guy who’s been here for two weeks and is a bit of a doofus, and neither of you really know what you’re supposed to do now. You both desperately need this job though, and the doofus at least has a drivers license and *kiiinda* knows how to use the oven so you just. Shrug, and start taking orders and making pizzas and praying to god that the bills are on autopay.

And weirdly enough you’re really good at this: making pizzas and dealing with shitty customers and breaking up fights in the parking lot and pretending to be Duncan’s cousin on the phone so the utility company doesn’t cut off the power. But running a store is a lot of work for two dumb kids, so slowly you start accumulating a bunch of competent weirdos to help out, like the nun who left her convent because god told her to help you make pizzas, and the elderly school teacher who just survived a mass shooting, and the guy the papa johns down the street hired to run you over. And really there’s no way any of this should be working as well as it is - you’re absolutely committing fraud of some kind here - but you’ve managed to dodge the landlord every time he’s stopped by, and the health inspector never shows up to tell you to stop letting your dog hang out behind the counter and you’re all still kinda looking at each other and asking ‘are we allowed to just do this?’ before shrugging again and continuing to make pizzas, until somehow, through a series of unlikely technicalities, your doofus coworker ends up on the ballot for governor.

And after like five months of this the regional manager wanders in out of nowhere and you’re sure he’s about to chew your ass out for this mess, but it turns out he’s pretty chill and honestly kind of impressed with how you managed to keep the place up and running all on your own. So now you’re all thinking ‘thank god, there’s someone here who actually knows how to run a Pizza Hut’ only for him to get hit by a car two days later on the night of the Super Bowl.

[sisifroggy]

And the hoes? Mad

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