Dirty Chai and I vs. the World

First year medical student. Whiskey connoisseur. 

[andreahopey]

Tests told by Furiosa

When non-med school students tell me they remember pulling all nighters in undergrad

Walking into the test and you know it’s going to be like

When doctors asked you questions they said “This will not be tested on”

When people ask me how I feel about learning it all over again for Step1

[andreahopey]

”This anti-arrhythmic is extremely arrhythmogenic.”

#medschoolproblems #fuckyoubody

[andreahopey]

modern greek gods

zeus: spoiled rich kid that gets away with everything

poseidon: surfer dude

hades: just a simple banker trying to live his simple life

hera: suburban wine mom

apollo: stoner that plays wonderwall in a college campus quad

artemis: hardcore feminist and queer activist

dionysus: philosopher by day, hardcore partier by night

hestia: your grandma

aphrodite: tyra banks

ares: overly aggressive gamergate dudebro

hephaestus: under appreciated i.t. employee who fixes everything, probably actually the xkit guy

hermes: that one asshole who's always on his bluetooth

athena: hermione

demeter: little old lady who runs an organic produce stand at your local farmer's market but could 11/10 kick your ass

[andreahopey]

me: *watching the trailers at the cinema*

me: wow this movie looks so stupid

me: *turns to friend* we're gonna see that

[andreahopey]

When you've been procrastinating all weekend and finally realize you need to study 

Then you look at all the work you've completed on your coffee high 

[andreahopey]

Saw a post the other day about how “unnecessary” HPV vaccines are and how doctors are so pushy when recommending them. Though busy learning how to be an evil, controlling doctor I happened to learn a few facts about HPV...

HPV is the most common STI (men can have the virus and pass it to their partners). High risk HPV types causes 100% of cervical cancers. Cervical cancer is the 2nd most common cause of cancer deaths in women. 

Not to worry! If you decide not to get vaccinated and you end up getting infected with a high-risk type of HPV you can choose from a number of treatment options. 

1. Acid therapy = burn that shit off 

2. Cryotherapy = freeze that shit off

3. Laser vaporization = fry that shit off

4. Conization = cut off a cone of tissue that likely contains that shit 

Your choice... 

[andreahopey]

STI lecture got me like 

[andreahopey]

This application tells you your personality type by looking at your Tumblr account. G

o to http://bit.ly/yourPersonality and see what personality type your Tumblr says you are! My Tumblr Personality Type Results: ENTJs are natural-born leaders. People with this personality type embody the gifts of charisma and confidence, and project authority in a way that draws crowds together behind a common goal. But unlike their Feeling (F) counterpart, ENTJs are characterized by an often ruthless level of rationality, using their drive, determination and sharp minds to achieve whatever end they've set for themselves. Perhaps it is best that they make up only three percent of the population, lest they overwhelm the more timid and sensitive personality types that make up much of the rest of the world - but we have ENTJs to thank for many of the businesses and institutions we take for granted every day. What kind of person does your Tumblr say you are? Find out now! Try it here: http://bit.ly/yourPersonality

[andreahopey]

Day 200: I have successfully convinced my housemates that I am a dutiful student. Little do they know I will be binge watching Harry Potter on my snow day instead of studying for my test on Friday

[indignantminnesotan-deactivated]

Slow down. Grab the wall. Wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off

[queenholocene-deactivated202211]

you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

[andreahopey]

Reviewing embryology

Get pumped 

Start reading 

Accept that development is beyond the realm of logic 

Grab a snack, you tried 

[andreahopey]

Reasons girls wear big sweaters

cute

comfortable

no bra

[waxenneat]

What if all women were bigger and stronger than you and thought they were smarter What if women were the ones who started wars What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence” What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey” What if you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via cracktacular)

[andreahopey]

PDA for everyone 

PDA for med students 

[andreahopey]

Me: I just want someone to love me and in return I will give them the world!!

Long time friend who has been nothing but kind to me: 

Me: Oh, no, I didn't mean you.

[andreahopey]

First day back from break.... and just like that I'm 5 lectures behind