Comedy Central Jokes - Why Coffee Is Better Than Women - -- A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.-- You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.-- You won't get arrested for picking up coffee on the street at 3 a.m.-- You can make coffee as sweet as you want.-- You can get cup after cup of different coffees all day long.-- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.-- Coffee doesn't talk to you.-- Most coffee is hot, unless you request it otherwise.-- Coffee stains are easier to remove.-- Coffee is ready in 10 minutes or less.-- When coffee gets cold, you can throw it away.-- When you drink coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat.-- Coffee doesn't take up half your bed and all the hot water.
Hahaha! This is ridiculous! Chill and have fun :P
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