The Sword of Heroes

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[andrenator]

I thought my pun was too good to die on twitter

[bambamramfan]

That which is dead for millenia tends to stay dead; only by unholy machinations of a macabre nature could something be resurrected beyond its time. It was in this way that John Hammond, entrepreneur, dabbler in necromancy, and generally respected man in society sought to play with life and death for personal gain. But that which sleeps beneath the earth yearns only to be surrounded by death.

HP Lovecraft writing Jurassic Park, from the AskReddit thread “What if authors did covers of novels like musicians do for songs?” (via bambamramfan)

[artesianlamp]

[aeruos]

older wizard yurio would be like the opposite of howl but just as glamorous and w more sass  

I was pretty happy how this came out hehe. I’ll probs sell it as a print next month maybe or edit it again some other time. 💕

thank you @ngc5139 for giving me the inspiration to finish this. im really happy i was able to. <33 

[omarnoory]

Hexed

[bummersault]

Tried out a drawing prompt, “unconventional RPG classes”, so I drew a wizard warrior.

[trans-junk-rat]

who The fuck names meds “Zoloft” sounds like some dark wizard cursing me for not wiping my feet before I enter his house and “sertraline” is his snakewife

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[digitalbeachrave]

[disgustinganimals]

witchcraft

[norseminuteman]

[wizardjpeg]

on my way to TARGET

[andrenator]

I was working too late at night

[andrenator]

I refuse to believe in a god, at least in the traditional sense.

I’ve seen videos of children who have months to live because of some terminal illness, and cats that have chronic seizures.

Whether or not there is a sentient underlying force in the universe, I won’t bow to a god that allows innocent creatures to come to harm through pure chance.

[andrenator]

Ladies, WITHOUT prompting, ask your husband or boyfriend these questions and write EXACTLY what they say. The outcome can be hilarious. -

•What is something I always say? “uhm, something you always say?  You always say... you always say uh... uhm, uh oh spaghetti o’s”

•What makes me happy? "uhm, spaghetti *cackles* are these all going to be spaghetti related questions?"

•What makes me sad? "When kitty cats die"

•What's my favorite thing to do? "Play the game where you beat the alien swamp" [Creeper World III: Arc Eternal is fuckin badass]

•What do I do when you're not around? "Play the game where you beat the alien swamp"

•If I become famous, what will it be for? "Coming up with a new math equation"

•What makes you proud of me? "I’m proud of a lot of things about you.  I think, uh, how dedicated you are to school, and also how good of a father you are"

•What is my favorite food? “Spaghetti”

•What is my favorite restaurant?  “Olive Garden?”

•Where is my favorite place to visit? “I don’t know, maybe Denton?”

•If I could go anywhere, where would it be? “Mars”

•How do I annoy you? "Oh boy, when you think things aren’t a big deal.  But also when you start laughing at things in the middle of the night when I’m trying to sleep"

•What is my favorite movie? "Howl’s Moving Castle"

•Who is my celebrity crush? "Taylor Swift"

•You get a phone call that I am in trouble, who am I with? "Trouble?  You’re with Lance"

[explorerof-theunknown]

the best comic book panel of all time

[andrenator]

you couldn’t really catch a bullet, could you?

[personalfactory]

In a long-awaited foreign policy speech, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump argued that the US military needs to adopt 3D printing, AI and cyberwarfare as part of an effort to make the country's military power unparalleled.

[andrenator]

I mean it would work, but why do we need this?

[hopewereonthesamewavelength]

how to be a fr e sh a vaco do