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jeremy knox is the son heung-min of the aftg world, he’s friends with everyone and they all love him

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #jeremy knox

My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. U might have the strength and size but I have pure, unfiltered rage.

andrew-minyards-bitch

neil josten

fairydrowning

Shout out to all the students who aren't good at what they're passionate about, who can't concentrate on their study, who didn't win an award, who always thought they going to drop out but made it, who aren't passionate about what they're good at, who can't ask question or answer infront of whole class, who didn't have any friend throughout the whole session, who was going through difficult times because of their family issues, who have any kind of physical or mental illness, who love to study but hate giving exams. To all the students out there I'm so proud of you and you are so strong.

porchlights

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

trickstergoth

Thinking about how Theo Van Gogh loved and supported his brother their whole lives and funded his art even as the rest of the world said it was bad art and how without Theo the world wouldn’t have the art of Vincent Van Gogh and how Theo loved Vincent so much that he died a few months after Vincent died, heartbroken over the loss and how his widow had him reburied next to Vincent so they could be with each other forever and how I can’t even get my brother to text me back smh

adhd-hippie

I’m thinking about how Vincent had a sister in law (Johanna van Gogh) who understood, accepted and supported her husband’s support of his disabled brother-in-law and understood his art so well that even though she was left widowed, poor, and encumbered with 200 paintings which the art world saw no value in she strove tirelessly to change the minds of the art world. Thinking about how she was raising a child, founding a socialist movement, putting together art shows, and editing her deceased husband’s and brother-in-laws letters to create a book which she could share with the world. Letters we still rely on today to help us understand the beauty and pain of Vincent’s life and my sister won’t even respond to group texts ½ the time.

Andrew Minyard smokes a cigarette, call that cannibalism

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard

Matt: Neil is so powerful

Kevin: Neil literally ate chapstick because Andrew said it tasted nice once

Nicky: He said powerful not smart

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #andreil #nicky hemmick

I just know Renee and Kevin are having the best times interacting with EVERYONE they come across, phrase went from “is it cause I’m Asian??” to “is it cause i’m gay?”

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #kevin day #renee walker

I just know Andrew is about to make it a living hell for the rest of the foxes when anything inconvenient occurs going “DURING pride month ☝️🤨”

Dan: Andrew it’s your turn to do the dishes

Andrew: during pride month??

Aaron: lend me your car key

Andrew: during pride month 🤨

Aaron: yes, support a fellow gay

Andrew: *not surprised but is surprised by the confidence*

Sir Fat Cat McCatterson: *ignores Andrew*

Andrew: Look at that Neil, all the cats you could’ve chosen to adopt and you picked a homophobic one

Neil: Leave that cat alone Drew

The cats: *refusing to eat the food Andrew provided them*

Andrew: this blatant display of homophobia is disgusting

Kevin: get on the field Minyard, we’re practicing

Andrew to his twin: he hates gay people

Aaron, remembering the very awkward love confession and Kevin’s red face: he very much does not

Andrew: proof? no? exactly

[meanwhile Kevin is shooting heart eyes at Aaron]

#he learned from the best after all #nicky is so proud #he’s filming andrew and u can clearly see a tear make it’s way down his cheeks and he’s frantically wiping it down #“i’m just so proud’ says nicky #aaron stares to the camera #kevin is so done #anyways no one is able to get him to do anything #until Matt goes ‘is it cause I’m black?’#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard #kevin day #aaron minyard #matt boyd #dan wilds

No one:

Literally no one:

Not even Neil, who did not ask:

Andrew:

#u guys they even have the same hair color #who was the best barbie male protagonist in ur opinion?#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil

politicalmamaduck

Writing about a child rapist did not make Vladimir Nabokov a child rapist.

Writing about an authoritarian theocracy did not make Margaret Atwood an authoritarian theocrat.

Writing about adultery did not make Leo Tolstoy an adulterer.

Writing about a ghost did not make Toni Morrison a ghost.

Writing about a murderer did not make Fyodor Dostoevsky a murderer.

Writing about a teenage addict did not make Isabel Allende a teenage addict.

Writing about dragons and ice zombies did not make George R.R. Martin either of those things.

Writing about rich heiresses, socially awkward bachelors, and cougar widows did not make Jane Austen any of those things.

Writing about people who can control earthquakes did not make N.K. Jemisin able to control earthquakes.

Writing about your favorite characters and/or ships in situations that you choose does not make you a bad person.

It’s a shame that in this day and age these things need to be said.

nyarnamaitar

Or, in short: the narrator =/ the author.

oblakom-deactivated20200302

You know what else is a shame? This nowadays tendency of putting on the author the responsibility of teaching their readers morality.

Authors are allowed to write morally ambiguous characters.

Authors are allowed to write downright despicable characters - and guess what they are even allowed to make despicable characters charismatic and likeble and the protagonists of their stories if they wish - because absolute monsters exist only under the bed.

It is not up to the author to spoonfeed the readers about morality and Yes I know this character did a bad thing and I am going going to show it in the story and make other characters call them out of it and– Bullshit.

The authors should be able to write what they want without having thousands of people jumping and their throats claiming to know them, their ideas and their morality based on what they write.

It’s not up to the author to teach you about what is right and what is wrong.

theanishimori

It’s not up to the author to teach you about what is right and what is wrong.

octopuscato

This here. You don’t have to study literature to understand that no, books aren’t there to teach you about right and wrong. That happens at your family, to some degree at school, and yes, parents and teachers might use literature to emphasise their messages. But that doesn’t mean all - or even most - books exist for that purpose.

cxinis

i <3 reality tv

The Foxes are petty enough to retaliate to shit talking done by other teams so like imagine they have another game w the Ravens later in the canonical world after the third book. Anyways so the Ravens are like doing press interviews and being asked questions about how they feel when the Foxes beat their “unbeatable” team and the whole team is like “ Oh we’re gonna wipe their faces on the court after this game.” “It’s gonna be the Foxes funeral. Their short lived victory” And obviously the Foxes hear of this news and they’re like “What shall we do?” and they got an idea. Game day with the Ravens start and at the end of the game the Foxes toss white roses on the court to symbolize the funeral…of the Ravens. This event covered every news anchor and is talked about for like months. It’s in every “Coldest moments in Exy History” on YouTubes and it’s trending on Twitter with the hashtag #whiterose. The foxes get asked about their little scheme and they’re just like “oh we were grieving…for the humiliation”. Neil is so honest with his answer you can’t even get mad at him, he just goes “they’re already wearing black, might as well get the funeral going”. Anyways this shit had the Exy world on its knees, the Ravens are humiliated ofc and the Foxes continue to be little shits (good for them).

#this was inspired by a real life event #naur cause it’s so harsh like #embarrassing honestly #felt 2nd hand embarrassment fr #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #neil josten

i’m currently being plagued by the thought of Aaron and Andrew insulting each other base on appearances and refusing to accept that they’re identical twins and they instead get reminded of it by their teammates

it’s so funny like

Aaron: You look like a horse

Andrew: At least I don’t look like I eat horse shit and dung beetles for breakfast every morning

Aaron, muttering: Talk about a face only a mother could love

Andrew: seeing as she didn’t you’re not far off ;)

(Nicky, somewhere in the college campus: HEY!)

Andrew, staring at Aaron for a solid three seconds: Why’re you so short?

Aaron: …this bitch *proceeds to hit him with his elbow*

cue Andrew pulling out a knife

Nicky, trying to stop the chaos: You are identical twins, this insulting bs is not doing good either of u

Neil when he first saw them together in the same room: You two look like brothers

Both of them simultaneously, disgusted: Never say that again