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pristincs:

“ you’re a total baby face, that’s the problem. i mean, it’s not really a problem, since you’ll probably still be cute and wrinkle-free many years from now. meanwhile, people like aiakos only have a year or two left to revel in their own YOUTHFUL GLOW. well, people like aiakos, i mean… akon himself moved onto his ugly dad phase a while ago. anyway ! just invest in a nice purse that goes with every outfit. you’ll never leave anything at home ever again ! ”

“ i know, these chubby cheeks never really seemed to shed their weight. i thought they’d go away with puberty, but i guess not. awakes looks like he’s at least 26, but he looks good. y’know, there’s nothing wrong with an ugly dad phase, i think they’re sexy. i’d rather invest in a fanny pack than a purse if that’s the case. ”

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ferrcts:

“ yeah, being a responsible adult is - it’s not like no one couldn’t have easily gotten their hands on cigs’ and booze before they’re legal. ”

“ i mean yeah, i got my hands on that shit all the time. except assholes jackup the prices if you’re not legal. ”

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bvsar:

‘ grow a full out beard, mate .. it’s that baby face of yours workin’ against you. they won’t card you if you got some nice facial hair goin on. or, just always carry your ID on you because, i mean, why wouldn’t you ? ’

‘ i am capable of growing a beard unlike some other people, or at least growing stubble. i mean, it’s not uncommon to leave your id at home. sometimes i just forget it, maybe i left it in my car. ’ 

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dcvereuxs:

“truly tragic for you. wouldn’t you rather be carded? that would mean you look your age – or younger. who wants to look old? i love being id’d, so i can’t relate to your struggles. put it this way, when you’re thirty five, you’re gonna wish you were twenty again – so if i were you, i wouldn’t complain.”

“i honestly couldn’t care less how i looked if i’m being honest. all this shit is just superficial, this entire’s society is so obsessed over looks. why not just have fun while you’re young instead of stressing over how you look.”

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svlcouth:

                    ❛ so coffee or tea ? personally i fuck with tea but i mean—— FIGURES, right ? coffee’s just so bitter. ‘dunno, must be an acquired taste or something. ❜

                    ❛ i mean if you’re gonna serve me i’m kind of hungry too, maybe a turkey sandwich ? just kidding, tea’s fine i guess.  ❜

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“obviously the biggest upside of being twenty is people asking for your id every time you go to buy beer or cigarettes from the store or get carded every time you ask for a beer, and god forbid i leave my id at home and not get served. being an adult is fun.”

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hey kids! my name is zoe and this is my lil baby andrew. i don’t have a full out bio for him so i guess i’m just gonna summarize as much as possible into bullet points for y’all. hmu if you wanna plot!

he’s literally the biggest stoner, fr like not even cute 

he moved to london after backpacking around europe for a year and living out of his car before deciding to settle down in london

his label is the philophobe which means he has a fear of love and commitment

andrew is adhd 

he hates being in one space for long times because he hates getting close to people 

he’s really chill and nice he just will never let someone get close to him and when they get too close he sort of flips and pushes them away all over again

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no, i don’t like you, i just thought you were cool enough to kick it;  since you think i don’t love you, i just thought you were cute; that’s why i kissed you.

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June 29th; Calum arriving at JFK