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( TEXTS. )┊FERRIS ⟺ BOSS

ferris: ok but still ???

ferris: so what am i a filler to the aiakos role in your texts is that it ??? am i just another aiakos ??

ferris: i feel so disgusting now

ferris: not even the good kind of disgusting

ferris: i have to go.

romy: where are you going?

romy: [img attachment: https://66.media.tumblr.com/82555b19c811918afbe8972e397a2938/tumblr_oc607rymTt1vc5ok6o1_400.jpg]

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#no context #no comment #♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft ferris.

headcssery:

‘ ah, yes. it is i - your bih’ tate. back to you again from the best. trip. ever. oh, my god – wait, i need coffee first. no, water. yes. i shouldn’t know what coffee is, rip. ’

“ i told everyone you went to get your tits done, but i'll definitely have to come up with something else now. it’s so nice to see them in all their tiny glory, instagram doesn’t do you justice. you enjoy your water, but i’m going in for another margarita. i’m recovering from my third break-up this week, can you tell ? it’s times like these i really miss my milton mangoes, but ! what can you do, am i right ? anyway, hit me with it. i’m ready for anything. i tried to grab cocktails with eleanor last week and ended up being forced to sit at the pub with ferkos as they engaged in a heated discussion about CLAYMATION. a real pair of fruit loops, those cunce. ”

#♛┆❛ ɢᴏᴅᴇꜱꜱᴇꜱ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪꜱᴘᴇʀꜱ // ft tatum.#love This tag !!#straight from a masterlist #how very **********#***** is crying somehwere

#as in derret #♡┆❛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜɪs sʜɪᴛ ɪs ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ // ooc.

introducing mila !

#god this is Ugly #do i care #♡┆❛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜɪs sʜɪᴛ ɪs ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ // ooc.#i need 2 change my tags now too rip

( TEXTS. )┊FERRIS ⟺ BOSS

ferris: you sext elkos with someone else ??

ferris: wow romy..........

romy: sexted* i wasn't going to wait around while you played the devils games with all your little shiksa friends

romy: i am a one phone number kinda gal unlike some people (i mean akakios)

#♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft ferris.#I still hate this

( TEXTS. )┊FERRIS ⟺ BOSS

ferris: [ aiakos vc ] you know me babe. i cant wait ;) shoots up & takes out dick ;)

romy: // UH... we've all seen akon's package and i just don't think it's realistic to think that he would whip that thing out with such confidence!

romy: ugh nevermind!!! sascha is so much better at this than u :/

#SHOOTS UP AND TAKES OUT DICK #this is So ridiculosu #♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft ferris.

andrewhmu:

“ i know, these chubby cheeks never really seemed to shed their weight. i thought they’d go away with puberty, but i guess not. awakes looks like he’s at least 26, but he looks good. y’know, there’s nothing wrong with an ugly dad phase, i think they’re sexy. i’d rather invest in a fanny pack than a purse if that’s the case. ”

“ yeah, i thought puberty would give me breasts... guess we all had our own false expectations. can something that’s literally labelled ugly be considered sexy ? like, i understand the HANDSOME dad thing, but this is lost on me. i mean, you have your ben afflecks, and then you have your val kilmers. akhakis is more kilmer than affleck, unfortunately for him. acquired tastes, i suppose. ”

#♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft andrew.

( TEXTS. )┊FERRIS ⟺ BOSS

ferris: [ aiakos vc ] hey baby ;)

romy: [ eleanor vc ] hey hubby... ;) it's not time for our weekly session of textual intercourse but i could go off schedule just this once... for you ;) sips wine... ;)

#I HATE THIS SO MUCH #Hubby #rp inside rp...rpception #she still uses at least 1 emoji per sentence doesnt matter who she is !#♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft ferris.

emmagoodall

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emmagoodalls:

it’s like that book i read in 9th grade that said: “tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people”

#♡┆❛ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀᴢᴏʀ // isms.

andrewhmu:

“obviously the biggest upside of being twenty is people asking for your id every time you go to buy beer or cigarettes from the store or get carded every time you ask for a beer, and god forbid i leave my id at home and not get served. being an adult is fun.”

“ you’re a total baby face, that’s the problem. i mean, it’s not really a problem, since you’ll probably still be cute and wrinkle-free many years from now. meanwhile, people like aiakos only have a year or two left to revel in their own YOUTHFUL GLOW. well, people like aiakos, i mean... akon himself moved onto his ugly dad phase a while ago. anyway ! just invest in a nice purse that goes with every outfit. you’ll never leave anything at home ever again ! ”

#[ aa vc ] hiiii zoe #♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft andrew.

svlcouth:

❛ you’ve reached a point where you’re literally too stupid to even insult. i don’t even know what the fuck to SAY anymore. ❜

“ i have an idea... don’t say ANYTHING to me ever again ! please, zorp, just give me this one thing. ”

#♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft aiakos.

svlcouth:

❛ so coffee or tea ? personally i fuck with tea but i mean—— FIGURES, right ? coffee’s just so bitter. ‘dunno, must be an acquired taste or something. ❜

“ hm, i definitely imagined you as a coffee person.... because you're both bitter, y’ken ? ah, good one. that’s going straight on my blog ! ”

#♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft aiakos.

desireearmfeldt

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desireearmfeldt:

If the moon smiled, she would resemble you. You leave the same impression Of something beautiful, but a n n i h i l a t i n g. Both of you are great light borrowers. Her O-mouth grieves at the world; yours is unaffected, (The Rival, by Sylvia Plath)

#INTERESTMEME #this not even a reach its lit romy #♡┆❛ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀᴢᴏʀ // isms.

ambcrle:

‘ like, i fought some girl over a jacket yesterday but honestly? – i’m proud of it. i won – obviously. and i have a pretty amazing jacket to show it – as well as a few scratches. i mean, the whole thing doesn’t make me dramatic; i’d say i’m passionate if anything. ‘

“ wow, just like hannah montana... i didn’t know that kind of thing really happens, but it sounds like fun ! i’d pay real money. gosh, that has to be the silliest thing i’ve EVER heard. ”

#♡┆❛ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀs ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs sʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇs // ft amberle.

headcssery

delte your blog DICKHEAD

“if only you knew how mean she really is… you’d know that i’m not allowed to vlog right ? yeah ! two months ago she told me vlogs were *her* thing and i wasn’t allowed to make them anymore. and then for hannakuh my aunt got me this really expensive camcorder and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like it and… it was so sad. and you know she scams jared leto ? yes, he thinks she’s his sugar baby but really she’s buying eleanor stuff with his money and getting shit from warren instead ! i never told anybody that because I am *such* a good boyfriend ! ”

#GOOODOBYE #♡┆❛ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀᴢᴏʀ // isms.#i had 2 pick a new inxs lyric just 2 reblog this

#♡┆❛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜɪs sʜɪᴛ ɪs ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴅ // ooc.

npeltzsource-blog

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npeltzsource:

Nicola Peltz arrives at the Delilah Club in West Hollywood - October 14, 2016

#♡┆❛ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴇ ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏᴜʀ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴀɪʀ // visage.#IM here bout 2 get to ims n shit god . i am always . Exhausted

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