He's literally so stupid and squished it has brought me to tears twice irl already. Sending me this thing while I'm on my period was a mistake I'm actually so maternal towards it. This is my baby son and I'm going to care for him forever. Also his boyfriend should get here next month
Happy (late) South Park Day guys, I can't believe that it's turning 29! Hopefully this blog will still be around for the 30th anniversary, but for now take very rushed and short headcanons for the main 4 ^^
The town of South Park had a lot of unique and frankly, nonsensical holidays that residents would come together and celebrate every year. There was the annual Cow Days rodeo that had been celebrated for 24 years at this point, but most importantly, there was the anniversary festival.
Once a year, the people of South Park would organize a big event full of games, rides, food, and other attractions. Locals of all ages would come together at the festival to commemorate the anniversary of the perseverant town and most importantly, have fun.
A certain four seniors of South Park High School certainly had plans of their own.
Stan Marsh:
- Asks you to come with him about a week before it happens and gives you puppy eyes that he has been practicing to guilt trip you until you give in
- Obsesses over whether or not he should dress more formally but ends up just showing up in his regular clothes
- Wants to walk around the festival with you first before playing games, holding your hand tightly in his as he points out sights
- Buys snacks for the both of you whenever you mention getting hungry
- Participates in a few carnival games with you, but after experiencing enough rigged ones he gives up
- Loves playing two player games with you though even if they're rigged
- Insists on going on the lovey dovey swan ride with you after long enough
- Considers going in for a kiss, but when his mouth gets close enough he turns away and vomits into the water
- Blushes and pulls you past the photo booth when he sees the picture of your shocked face next to him with his head over the water
- Wants to watch the sunset with you and tries his best to keep you with him as long as possible
Kyle Broflovski:
- Gives you a small gift with a hidden camera in it and asks you to go with him, trying to seem as romantic as possible
- Dresses up in either slightly more formal clothes than he usually wears or clothes that you've complimented him on before
- Walks around a little bit, but heads into the games whenever he catches you looking slightly bored
- If he sees you looking at a carnival prize for more than 2 seconds he will immediately walk up to the stall and win the prize for you
- Chews out any carnies at rigged stalls until they give up the prize out of exhaustion
- Bring up snacks and he will pull out the pre packed lunch he made for you
- Pretends not to know that the couples ride is a couples ride until he's successfully gotten you on
- Kisses you on the cheek when the ride's camera snaps and may or may not get the photo later depending on your reaction
- Even if your reaction was bad and he subsequently gaslighted you into forgetting it, he will secretly buy the photo of you two
- Walks you home or if he's lucky carries you home if you're tired afterwards
Eric Cartman:
- Brags to everyone that you're going with him before even telling you, then ends up dragging you out of your house the day of anyways
- Wears his regular clothes but also puts on way too much cologne because he thinks it'll impress you
- Drags you around the festival, pointing out everything and practically hissing at everyone who looks at his prized possession you for too long
- Bats his eyelashes and expects you to win him prizes from the games
- Huffs and pouts if you refuse, but if you actually do it he'll be giggly and elated in a way that's surprisingly cute
- Makes you pay for the majority of the food that he gets from a bunch of different stalls
- Says that the couples ride is stupid even while bringing you onto it with him
- Ends up flipping the bird to the camera while kissing you at the same time
- Rushes to get the photo and complains about bad lighting, but he's still thinking about where to frame it in his room
- Demands a sleepover with you and gets his mom to drive the two of you back to his house, not giving you a chance to escape
Kenny McCormick:
- Casually but affectionately asks you to come with him the day before the festival
- Dresses in the best clothes he has, wanting to impress you despite his lack of good clothes
- Constantly has his arm draped over your shoulder as you walk around, pulling you close to show that you're taken
- Tries his best to win a prize for you from the carnival games to prove his devotion
- If the game is rigged, he may just distract the carny and nab a prize when they aren't looking
- Initially tries to pay for snacks with his own saved up money, but will let you pay for them if you insist
- Subtly suggests taking the love themed ride throughout the whole day until you eventually give in and get on
- Depending on whether or not you allow it the picture you get after the ride may be of the two of you making out
- Even it's just a photo of the two of you smiling on the ride, Kenny will buy the picture and treasure it
- Walks you home and watches you through your window as you sleep, staying until it's time for him to do his duties as Mysterion
they're just so cute, is there anything more to sayš¤· my heart melts for them. chubby tweek so squishš„¹āØ and craig, he loves his bf still and maybe finds him cuter heheheh.
this sketch had been finished ages ago because someone on twt requested this @okitakiku sorry this is soufer late na sya šš hehe
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