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andrew jett; high heels, tall shots make her fall down

[wild-wild-emy-deactivated201407]

One of those Subway cookies. The good ones.

Well, it’s nice to meet you, Andrew. I’m Faye. What’s your job around here?

[andrewtho]

I'd rather have medal, but I guess I'll live. I sell t-shirts and shit to overly excited fans. You?

[wild-wild-emy-deactivated201407]

You can get a cookie.

I don’t think I ever got your name?

[andrewtho]

That's it?

You didn't. It's Andrew.

[wild-wild-emy-deactivated201407]

At least the top 10 in the world, sir.

[andrewtho]

Do I get some kind of medal for that?

[wild-wild-emy-deactivated201407]

Except the snarkiest man in the world?

[andrewtho]

In the world? Not so sure about that. At the fest, maybe.

[fckindi]

But… Puppies are adorable. How can you not think a puppy would bring your mood up?

[andrewtho]

What makes you think my mood needs to be brought up? For all you know, this could be the very peak of my mood. Any happier and I might explode.

[wild-wild-emy-deactivated201407]

Is anyone awake? Or, am I too late for the party?

[andrewtho]

You're much too late. Everyone in the world is asleep-- I'm sorry.

[fckindi]

Exactly what I mean by you’re grumpy.

[andrewtho]

I'd call it more realistic than grumpy.

[runswithghosts]

Solid idea.

[andrewtho]

Thanks, I thought so too.

[fckindi]

Well, get, like, a dog or something. Puppies are really cuddly.

[andrewtho]

I think I'll survive without a puppy shitting in my hotel room every night.

[fckindi]

I don’t know, you seem really grumpy, like you need a cuddle.

[andrewtho]

I'm positive that I don't need that, and I'm not sure a fish would cuddle well anyway.

[runswithghosts]

No but seriously, what would you do if the Purge was real?

[andrewtho]

Probably just rob a bank if I could figure out how to do it without getting brutally murdered first.

[xthegrounder]

I’ll just stick to doing hair and makeup. And dancing, I’ve got some smooth moves. 

[andrewtho]

Maybe you really should just stick to hair and makeup.

[fckindi]

Wow, you sound like you could use the love of a pet.

[andrewtho]

Why's that?

[andrewtho]

[xthegrounder]

There is so much cool stuff here, it’s insane! I’d sing out of joy, but I sound like a dying walrus when I do so I’ll leave that to you guys…

[andrewtho]

Yeah, please don't sing.

[fckindi]

What if the ‘fucking bowl’ falls?

[andrewtho]

Then the fish dies, so don't let the fucking bowl fall.

[salemwoodruff-blog]

Well what did you hope for? I mean, what does gelato make you think of?

[andrewtho]

I don't know, but it sounds too exotic to just be fucking ice cream.