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[andrlzr]

[andrlzr]

[andrlzr]

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[awful-and-terrible]

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Can we, as a society, just collectively agree to stop doing this? It’s pretty played out by this point.

[katinnyc]

[theinturnetexplorer]

well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

[animal-factbook]

Like human mothers, felines must check the temperature of the bath before allowing their offspring in. 

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[darksionnach]

I will use this post to explain tumblr

[m0xt]

[i-live-in-llama-land]

Turk and jd are relationship goals

[ko-zna]

[cheia]

[leigh-fae]

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

[animal-factbook]

Cats attempting to ballroom dance 

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

This mom’s thank-you letter is breaking the Internet with kindness

The guy’s response? “I wanted to see her leaving wanting to skateboard again.“ 

[believebxtch]

My heart hurts.

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

@ladyepicenter

[capacity]

I’m the mole

[cassiuspascal]

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

[cassiebones]

“OMG MR DICAPRIO I’M A HUGE—OMG ARE YOU ALRIGHT?”

[rebellious-fae-deactivated20190]

Oscar worthy

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Yeah, someone get that penguin an oscar

[littlealienproducts]