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@whitepajamas
Guess who got an A+ in vet today.
UNBELIEVABLE. I just walked by this man who resides rent free in the middle of my living room, and he managed to grab one of my earrings between his radius and ulna and yank me backwards by the head when I tried to get past.
Let the record show that, because I understand the unspoken social cues of neither neurotypical nor heterosexual people, today is the day that I completely missed the fact that a colleague was trying to initiate an affair with me.
Oh also I'm sure at some point I'll explain where I've been all this time and why I'm back all of a sudden, but that might take years and years for my brain to be able to do, and thinking about it was like a huge concrete wall in the middle of my head. However, in the interim I suddenly realised the other day that if my problem is that I miss my community and want to reconnect with them, then I can just... do that.
So I am.
Every day spent puppeteering the meat robot I live in is another adventure.
GOOD NEWS, I have made a truly WRETCHED LOOKING food and I am so proud of it that I am showing every person I have ever met.
BELOVED, IT'S SO GOOD. It's mochi dough that someone (Jay) dyed pink and then accidentally burnt it at the edges (also Jay), topped with monstera fruit. But it looks nothing more than like a slab of raw flesh topped with mushroom bits and I couldn't be happier. My girlfriend was also displeased with the description "it feels like warm elderly human skin", so all around A WINNER.
GOOD NEWS, I have made a truly WRETCHED LOOKING food and I am so proud of it that I am showing every person I have ever met.
I just made a noise of profound disgust, but the thing I was expressing disgust at was having to slightly raise my head to put an even fluffier pillow under it.
Sweethearts, it's important that you know that I miss you all. I think about you constantly, all of the time. Yes, you as well. For years.
ONCE AGAIN I RISE FROM THE ASHES TO REMIND YOU THAT I LOVE YOU ALL
Hey guys, I hope you are safe.
Please check in if you are. I mean it.