Steven: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Garnet: That's deep.
Amethyst: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Garnet: That's deeper.
Pearl: ...You guys are idiots.
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Steven: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Garnet: That's deep.
Amethyst: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Garnet: That's deeper.
Pearl: ...You guys are idiots.
Agatha: I think we should kiss.
Rio: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
Olivia: Stop doing that.
Elliot: Stop doing what?
Olivia: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
Agatha: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Rio: Yours.
Agatha: …
Agatha: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.
Agatha: Fight me!
Rio: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Rio: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
MY FUCKING GOD...
(part 1)
Rio: Wow, Agatha, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Agatha: We literally slept together yesterday.
Rio: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Billy: How would you like your coffee? Alice: As dark as my soul. Billy: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
Rio: We need a diversion. I say Agatha gets naked. Wanda: No. Rio: I could get naked. The coven: NO!!!
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that one elevator in undertale
Kathryn calling herself mommy x2 in the same instance… was not on my 2025 bingo card. I mean I prayed(a lot), but fuck. Did she deliver. She’s figured us out. 🫣🫠
Rio: You need to be more careful! Agatha, who was dragged into Rio's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-
Billy: Ooh, someone has a crush
Agatha: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Rio, I just think she's cool. It's not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
*later that night*
Agatha: Fuck.
Imagine you’re a fan girl in the ML universe and you’re keeping tabs on who’s dating who and somehow every celebrity/celebrity child is dating the same fucking person. Chat Noir? Dating the bakery girl. Adrien Agreste? Daring pajama girl who also happens to be bakery girl. Okay coincidence let’s check on Jagged Stones son Luka, a member of the band Kitty Section. Who did he just break up with? Marinette Dupain Cheng who’s the bakery girl. Okay wow three boys really like her but what about the girls. Kagami Tsurugi the fencer and daughter of the famed tech guru? Dating motherfucking Marinette Dupain Cheng? The Mayors daughter Chloe? Hates Marinette but has a weird homoerotic obsession with her. And Alya the runner of the Ladyblog, a lesser known celebrity? Guess who she has a very gay friendship with? That’s right. Marinette Dupain Cheng. Marinette is dating or has some sort of romantic connection to like every celebrity in Paris they’re all obsessed with her.
i just found this gem on my camera roll so i hope you enjoy it as much as i did when i found it