gesundheit

Hey, I'm Amanda, 26, Texan, Gryffindor, trying to figure out what the hell to do with my life. Enjoy the randomness that is this blog.

[ceeyoutea]

#emma swan is not here for your patronizing bullshit

[frikiskrew]

[futuresadness-deactivated201308]

[shencomix]

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[eriicmatthews]

[babyanimalgifs]

[subwaytoken]

The Parent Trap (1998)

[andthenagainbegin]

me: why don't i have any friends?

me: *prefers own company*

me: *lies to get out of social situations*

me: *cancels social plans to spend time alone*

me: *hates leaving the house*

me: *feels anxious when people come over for a visit*

me: hmm

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans are 75% water. Basically cucumbers with anxiety

[smallville-gifs]

Do you trust me? With my life.

[thebestoftumbling]

[mae-martin]

“A fireman found me. He took me to the hospital, and they were there. They said it felt meant to be. Just one of those lucky breaks, I guess.”

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

I get a lot of pleasure and thrill out of running multiple errands in a day because it makes me feel like I have my life together

[slutstain]

jinkies i lost my glasses!

velma in every fucking episode of scooby doo like damn bitch get contacts (via slutstain)

[urbanoutfucks]

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.