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this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
I never thought I would be siding with the popeâs involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.
when e.e. cummings said âiâll live my life if it kills meâ
when andrea gibson said âi suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.â & when ellen bass said âto love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for itâ
when james baldwin said, âthis is why one must say yes to life and embrace it wherever it is found-and it is found in terrible places; nevertheless, there it is;â
when Mary Oliver said âit is a serious thing / just to be alive / on this fresh morning / in this broken worldâ
when Agatha Christie said âI like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow; but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.â
Astronauts are so funny man. Here's just a couple of things I've found hilarious from this past week of space stuff:
It's probably already been spread around here enough already, but in case anyone's missed it; 7 hours after launch, commander Reid Wiseman, dealing with tech issues, uttered the generational quote "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working."
After fixing the issues that were afflicting the onboard toilet, mission specialist Christina Koch (who has quickly become my favourite of the four) laughingly said âIâm the space plumber, Iâm proud to call myself the space plumber.â
On Easter Sunday, the Artemis II crew hosted a makeshift egg hunt, by hiding packets of dehydrated scrambled eggs around their Orion capsule.
The way the crew always makes sure to make it very clear they're in space when doing interviews. From stuff like Wiseman just hanging out floating sideways on screen or Koch letting her hair loose so it can freely span out flowing around her.
While in transit, the crew decided to record a parody of those bad 80s sitcom intros where everyone turns and smiles at the camera.
When the crew reached the furthest point from Earth in the mission, they jokingly clambored over each other in an effort to get to the far side of the capsule, so that they could individually claim to be the furthest person from earth.
At the same time, on the ISS which was at the time on the other side of earth, the 7 astronauts onboard had a light-hearted race to the far side of the station, making jokes about being the furthest humans from Artemis.
On the way back to earth, NASA actually managed to establish an audio call between the crews of the ISS and Artemis II (where they shared the above info), and Koch called one member of the ISS crew, Jessica Meir, her "astro-sister" as the two of them previously spacewalker together in 2019. Meir then responded I'm so happy that we are back in space together, even if we are a few miles apart" (a few here being 230,000).
While Jeremy Hansen was doing an interview, Wiseman and Koch were just in the background swatting the mission mascot (a little moon plush toy named Rise) back and forth between each other.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick itâs a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulousÂ
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where youâre coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY
The Moutain Goats' entire discography lives in the second between wanting to say "I'm going to kill myself" and pausing to think "I should stop saying that"
hereâs a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
Weâre winning.
I found his bio on societyofpresidentialdescendants.org and it was so delightful I had to copy paste the whole thing:
âUlysses Grant Dietz grew up in Syracuse, New York, where his Leave it to Beaver life was enlivened by his fascination with vampires, from Bela Lugosi to Barnabas Collins. He studied French at Yale (BA, 1977), and was trained to be a museum curator in the University of Delawareâs Winterthur Program in American Material Culture (MA, 1980). A decorative arts curator at the Newark Museum for thirty-seven years before he retired, Ulysses has never stopped writing for the sheer pleasure of it. Aside from books on Victorian furniture, art pottery, studio ceramics, jewelry, and the White House, Ulysses created the character of Desmond Beckwith in 1988 as his personal response to Anne Riceâs landmark novels. Alyson Books released his first novel, Desmond, in 1998. Vampire in Suburbia, the sequel, appeared in 2012. His most recent novel, Cliffhanger, was released by JMS Books in December 2020.
âUlysses lives in suburban New Jersey with his husband of 45 years. They have two grown children, adopted in 1996.
âUlysses is a great-great grandson of Ulysses S. Grant. His late mother, Julia, was the Presidentâs last living great-grandchild; youngest daughter of Ulysses S. Grant III, and granddaughter of the presidentâs eldest son, Frederick. Every year on April 27 he gives a speech at Grantâs Tomb in New York City. He is also on the board of the U.S. Grant Presidential Library and Museum at Mississippi State University.â
And frankly, the novels sound like they slap:
Desmond was nominated for a Lambda Award.
âWith his husband of 45 years.â You kids donât know ... they got together before AIDS, at the peak of the Gay Glam Life. They stayed together as their generation died around them, and made through it to the point where they could marry and have a legal family. He looks like a chipper preppie who never had a serious thought or care in the world, but it took *incredible* determination, commitment, and also luck to get here.
having now read the first of this man's vampire books, you can absolutely tell that he cares a lot about historical furniture because oh my god he really wanted to tell us about all the historical furniture in this vampire's house. material culture as foreplay. seduction via theses about chairs
the motorcycle on this season of the pitt is like chekhovâs gun except every hour chekhov is showing up with two or three more guns and now youâre starting to get worried. because obviously theyâre going to go off but what kind of looney tunes ass bullshit requires that many guns. chekhovâs gun has become chekhovâs militia. and thereâs still like 7 hours of your shift left.
Ghostâs first time at the MacTavish house (+Soapâs niece)
i ask god to send a swordsman / and god says look at your hands
mmmm lavalamp