i will say this though, how the FUCK is the big bang theory still thriving?

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i will say this though, how the FUCK is the big bang theory still thriving?
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS
9 million people fucking love dogs
Here we come 10.
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I didnât expect Juicy J to snap like thatđ„đ„đ„đ„đ„
Hold upâŠ
Slob on my knob!! I break a bitch like CHYNA DID ROB!!!!!!
My jaw DROPPED, do you hear me?!
OBVIOUSLY YALL DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE JUICE MAN LMAOOOO heâs been the shit heâs a icon legend and OG triple six fym
His verse just made me love this song all over again. Shoutout to the JUICE GAWD! đđœđđœ
Gahhhdamn
tonightâs aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum
This just changed my life.
The lasagne one has opened my eyes
my fucking niece wonât stop crying god sheâs such a fucking baby
How old is she
one and a half
You have been visited by the Norma of Luck, reblog this and your life will get better.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldnât risk it.
didnât realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe itâs a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what youâre wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
one of my favorite things about watching sunny is catching the cast either breaking or trying to hide their laughter so hereâs a two minute compilation of it happening
does anyone else just feel the strong desire to change, to travel, to meet new people, to just start over somewhere youâve never been before
I'm one of those people who, for the most part, hates being touched..
But, for you, I'll make an exception.
i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend
I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend
alright you win
Please fire me. Today I rescued an infant from drowning in the pool I lifeguard at. The mother of the child proceeded to scold me for touching her child. All I could say was âMa'am your baby was upside down and underwater.â
Tonight
Itâs 9:55pm on a Tuesday night
A group of 10 teenage girls come into the restaurant.
âWhat time do you guys close?â
I say, âWe close at 10:00pmâ
She replies, âtable for ten pleaseâ
A little frustrated (because Iâm not a fucking hostess/server) I seat them and inform them that a server will be with them shortly. I have to go to the back and retrieve a server who just got her tips from the day and is packing up to go home.
â_____, we have a table of ten for you..â
She started to cry because she had been there since we OPENED that morning and hadnât seen her babies that day.
Obviously sheâs angry too, and it shows. But sheâs still attentive to the young ladies.
They donât get up from the table until almost 11:00 and come to the front to pay.
âOur server was a bitchâ âOur server was meanâ âOur server didnât like usâ
âYour server just wanted to go home an hour ago,â I say.
âItâs her job, sheâs getting paid, so what?â
I let them know that sheâs worked hard today and wanted to be able to see her kids before her husband tucks them in bed.
They pay, leave no tip for her, and leave the building.
The moral of the story is that itâs not âcuteâ or âcoolâ to go to restaurants late at night right before they close. Workers want to go home. Workers want to see their families. Workers want to get sleep so they can do it all over again tomorrow.
It doesnât matter if youâre rude or polite.
When we say that we close at 10:00pm, we would really like to ACTUALLY close at 10:00pm. And even if you leave RIGHT AT closing, that server still has to clean up after you. Make sure the table is clean, make sure the floor is clean, make sure the dishes are clean and put away, make sure they have their tips, and get a manager to walk them to their car.
We donât care about your $3 tip. We want to go home.
reminder that servers/workers are people too and they have lives and the majority of them have families. dont forget your humanity
Yes! Most frustrating thing, and they sit and chat for a ridiculous amount of time, when they can go chat in their fucking cars or anywhere else but inside, instead of being courteous and realizing we live a life outside of our jobs and want to go home!!! When youâre done eating and paying, LEAVE.