jaden

love isn't for losers, it's for fighters.

[andwedancedallnight]

Me: I'm not gay.

Sadie Sink, Sophia Lillis, and Millie Bobby Brown: *exist*

Me: So, I may be gayer than I originally anticipated-

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I'm Fine

Word count: 156

Pairings: STENBROUGH, BILLVERLY

Warnings: N/A

You're stupid.

Stanley watched through tears as Beverly cupped Bill's face and pressed their lips together.

So fucking stupid...

Beverly ran her fingers through Bill's hair as he deepened the kiss.

You're nothing compared to her.

Bill and Stan sat on the former's bed, the latter looking down at his hands placed upon his lap as the auburn-haired boy explained his kiss with the infamous Beverly Marsh.

"And when she kissed me back- oh, man, Stan! Beverly Marsh actually kissed me!"

I wish I were her...

"-It felt like we were the only the only people alive. Have you ever felt like that, Stan?"

Only when I look into your eyes...

Stan looked up at the ecstatic boy, hurt evident in his soft brown eyes.

Bill's grin fell as he saw his friend's expression.

"Are you okay?"

No, you hurt me.

Who am I kidding, though?

Bill Denbrough will never love Stanley Uris.

"I'm fine."

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The Losers: *get superpowers*

Bill: I have night vision!

Beverly: I have telekinesis! What's your power, Eddie?

Eddie: I don't know, I guess I didn't get one.

Richie: You're already a mess anyway, who needs a super power on top of that?

Richie's thoughts: Iloveeddieiloveeddieiloveeddie

Eddie: Oh.

Eddie: OH-

Richie: What? What is it?

(Inspired by losers_club_1989 on instagram)

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Richie: I'm smart.

Stan: I'm pregnant.

Richie: What?

Stan: I thought we were naming things that were impossible.

Bill: Oh, phew, I was pretty sure we used protection.

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Richie: I love Eddie- in a brotherly way of course.

Bill: Richie, if i looked at Georgie the way you look at him, I would probably be in jail right now.

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Bill: S-T-A-N

Mike: For the last time, that's not how you spell perfection!

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Eddie: I guess everyone thinks we're dating.

Richie: Really? Why?

Bill: Yeah, it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that you slap each other's asses every five seconds.

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Richie: This was a 100% successful trip.

Bill: We lost Eddie

Richie: This was a 100% successful trip.

*later that night*

Richie: *sneaks off to find the love of his life*

Stan and Bill: *are kissing behind a tree*

Richie: What the fuck-

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Bill: Beverly told me that instead of being sad, I should, "go get it, girl," so I have to go get it.

Stan: Get what?

Bill: I have no idea, so I think I'll get everything, just to be safe.

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

The IT 2017 cast: Lol, we're crackheads with adhd and social awkwardness syndrome.

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Richie: *sitting under an apple tree* The apple doesn’t fall from the tree.

Eddie: ...Don’t you mean the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree?

Richie: No, it just didn’t fall.

Eddie: What?- OW!

Richie: Well, now it fell.

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Mike: *talking about walking in on Stan and Bill* There was some sex- y stuff-

Richie: Please, just say they fucked!

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Richie: I have something to tell you guys...

Ben: You can tell us anything.

Richie: I don't know it's pretty serious...

Stan: I could honestly care less because I know it has something to do with Eddie's mom.

Richie: HOW DARE YOU?!

Richie: It actually has something to do with...

Richie: YOUR MOM!

Eddie: What the fuck,  dude?

Mike: ...You could have literally just said what we practiced.

Richie: Fine. Me and Eddie Spaghetti are dating.

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Me: *is crying about a fanfic while I’m supposed to be doing school*

Mom: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah just...Stan and Bill- MATH!

[andwedancedallnight]

Richie: *whispering to Georgie*

Stan: *whispering something else to Georgie*

*later that day*

Bill: Why the fuck is Georgie running around the quarry butt-naked singing, “she’s a tear in my heart?”

Stan and Richie: I SWEAR IT WASN’T ME!

[andwedancedallnight]

Bitches really be out there in love with Wyatt Oleff and Jaeden Martell but can't figure out if they ship jyatt more.

It's me. I'm bitches.

[andwedancedallnight]

Everyone at my school: Oh you're so innocent because you're Catholic!

My constant swearing, dirty mind, obsession over a demonic clown movie, and inappropriate jokes: You must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me