Remember when I got hit on the head a few weeks ago? (…) I probably got a bad concussion, and I have amnesia. And “amnesia me” went out at night and got in a high-stakes poker game and won thousands of dollars from her with my amnesia poker skills, so now she wants to kill me. She wants to rip my friggin’ head off. I bet she just walks in here and does it. Just like that, dead.











