Incorrect BNHA Quotes

These things were totally said right? NOTICE: Mod is caught up in manga. Will tag spoilers, but be warned of them. 

[incorrect-bnha]

Aizawa: Today, like all other days we are

Class 1-A: *dejected* watching a movie

Aizawa: Exactly. And why?

Class 1-A: a bitch is tired

Aizawa: *going into his sleeping bag* a bitch is tired

[incorrect-bnha]

I’ve been going insane reading my students’ papers. Apparently several of them think the Hubble Space Telescope is used to search the universe for hubbles.”

Aizawa probably

[incorrect-bnha]

Ochako: Just forget about it, no one got hurt.

Izuku: I- I had a concussion!

Ochako: No one got seriously hurt.

Izuku: I was in the ER for six hours!

[incorrect-bnha]

Deku: I sure showed those guys, huh?

Deku: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

[incorrect-bnha]

If i were not a holy woman, i would beat you senseless

Ibara Shiozaki 

[incorrect-bnha]

Aizawa: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Present Mic: What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Aizawa, already taking off his clothes: Mic, you’re so fucking stupid

[incorrect-bnha]

Aizawa: I'll be bad cop, you be good cop.

Present Mic: Got it.

*later*

Aizawa: Tell us who did it, or else.

Present Mic: Yeah! Spill the tea sis!

[xxtc-96xx]

decided to try another totally legit quote from @incorrectbnhaquotes as well as Big Hero 6

Izuku stop breaking yourself, sheesh

buy me a coffee :3

[incorrect-bnha]

Deku: My hero career is dying help me budget

1,000 for food

500 for rent

2,000 for all might body pillows

150,000 for medical care for broken bones

Ochaco: stop breaking your bones

Deku: no

[incorrect-bnha]

[when coming up with hero names] Aizawa: Might we ask for your name? Todoroki: Shouto. Midnight: No, we mean like your hero name. You know, what do villains scream when they see you coming? Like “LOOK OUT! HERE COMES…!” Todoroki:…Shouto.  Aizawa:…Really?  Midnight: Shoooutoooo…Ooh, I just scared myself! That IS scary!

[incorrect-bnha]

Bakugou: You’re giving me a sticker.

All Might: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow.”

Bakugou: I’m not a preschooler.

All Might: *shrugs* Fine, I’ll take it back.

Bakugou: I earned this. Back off.

[starydraws]

Worried Dad might.

Original quote by @incorrect-bnha

[incorrect-bnha]

I’m gonna wing it!

-Midoriya, about something he most definitely should not wing.

[incorrect-bnha]

Hello! I really love your quotes! Can I make my favourite ones into comics? 🙏

((sorry for the late response!))

But by all means yes! 

[incorrect-bnha]

Tenya: I am the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

Izuku: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Tenya: I paid for my cheetos. I’m getting my cheetos.

[incorrect-bnha]

All Might: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my studnets cry inside.

All Might: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a piece of artwork and, while looking them right in the eyes, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on their faces were something I will treasure for years.

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Izuku: Can we go out to ice cream?

All Might: Did you ask Aizawa?

Izuku: He said no

All Might: Then why did you ask me?

Izuku: He’s not the boss of you

All Might, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap