Hannah

hello my children. tx. she/her. andy black. bvb. too many conspiracy theories. maybe some memes. have a wonderful day my beautiful sunshines.

[mortician-sdaughter-blog]

“Qualquer semelhança é mera coincidência?”

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Victor Van Dort & Andrew Dennis Biersack  ;)

Haha’

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

Andy is Victor Van Dort

[bunnybunners]

[myriadsubtletiess-blog]

The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

“Scientologist Juliette Simms on “The Voice” Juliet Simms is a second generation Scientologist. She is currently appearing on “The Voice” reality TV show. Juliet’s Mom, Natalie Simms, has been one of the Church’s top fundraisers for the IAS and SuperPower Building for the past twenty years. Juliet’s Dad, Jeff Simms, has earned his income by working with numerous WISE based companies since the mid 1980s. Millions of dollars have flowed through Natalie & Jeff to the Church with them receiving huge commissions for their registration efforts. Natalie and Jeff finance Juliet’s career and have from the get go. They are intimately involved in all aspects of her career. I believe the family has close connections to Beck, Juliette Lewis and the Ribisi family. Natalie and Jeff’s stated purpose for Juliet is for her to become a star and to use her fame to promote Scientology. Scientologists on reality shows: Coincidence or an organized effort? Kirstie Alley on “Dancing With the Stars” Grant Cordone on the “Turnaround King” Stacy Francis on the “X Factor” Juliet Simms on “The Voice”” — Ididntcomeback (Scientology Celebrities) [ex-Scientology message board]

[imaginebvb]

IMAGINE ANDY CONFESSING HE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU AND THE GUYS CELEBRATING BECAUSE THEY KNEW ALL ALONG

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

"I don't know who the fuck that is but-"

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

mood

[biersacksource]

x

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

daddy

[andysrednail]

[real-lesbian-thoughts]

What are you afraid of? That I’m gonna do something…GAY!?

Piper Chapman, Orange is the New Black (via real-lesbian-thoughts)

[protectunderagelittles]

Reblog this if you DO support underage caregivers and littles!

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

💞

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

Why Andy is making dick jokes and some about Beaux

He has a gay crush on him and wants to impress him thinking he's funny so they can fuck before tour ends, case closed.

[alightwhendarknessfell]

Remember when Andy talked about what anal sex feels like, that was a good time. A simpler time, let’s go back to that. 

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

Because Matt probably gave it to him all the time oops

[alightwhendarknessfell]

where did andy talk about what anal sex feels like? giving or receiving? (receiving from ashley, of course)

It was a Bryan Stars interview he talked about what anal sex must feel like (pretending like he doesn’t know damn well) but he kept referring to it as a reverse poop job. He said its like pooping but backwards. Matt Good was in it I think. 

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

He'd know what it's like tbh

[alightwhendarknessfell]

I mean someone said andys father said she'll be going to Japan with him but idek I dont look at chris bsacks twitter

Why the hell is he going to Japan? 

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

honeymoon?

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

ANDY HAS CRUSH ON BEAUX NOW EVERYONE CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY AND THE BEES WILL BE SAFE

Now onto the weather

[curiousbiersack-deactivated2019]

Andy layouts!! 💗✨

[andyblackisafatvirgin]

Added More To The Theory

Okay, it was five in the morning when this popped to my head and I thought it'd be funny to post it. You know when I wrote the theory I mentioned that Tom Cruise was gay and the church didn't want that coming out to the public? Yeah, so that pretty much took over my head that night and it's quite hilarious. I absolutely don't know which other female Juliet could be close to (she was pretty close to Scout tbh but let's not bring that up because I don't want to rip anyone's head off) so my five in the morning sleepy self just thought "What if Andy is?" I didn't really have to take hours for this to come to my mind but I remembered how Matt Good and Andy were very close so that pretty much took over the "theory" or whatever the fuck you call this. Anyways, so, I remember the last picture of them two together, which was Matt's wedding, and then I remembered that the very last one besides Matt's wedding was in 2014. That was the only one they took in 2014. I searched for pictures of them in 2013-2014 and I only found three, one in 2014 and two in 2013. We all know that 2013 was the year Andy and Juliet became closer (I don't know how to explain it, I'm still pretty sleepy) and so what if Matt and Andy were actually together but Matt got tired of whatever was going on and pretty much just said "fuck you both" and is now a married man. I don't even need to explain the Andy & Juliet thing, just stick to the original theory. This was very fun to think about because there's no possibility that happened, but I ship Andy & Matt to the core so. If you take this seriously, your only option is to go to the grocery store and buy a jug of bleach and taste it. So yeah have a good day/night 👼💋