WALRUSES ARE MAJESTIC

Basically.

[3pistemology]

Valentines day approaches. 

[sarakeilman94]

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

[chadleymacguff]

[dicksplit]

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

[forever90s]

[fredweasleys]

i only stay inside to avoid paparazzi

[thornhillindustries]

[blindoptimism]

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

[mirchive-blog]

 #this is the kind of parent i want to be

[buttlicked]

i dont think a video has ever explained me so well

[dwightkschrute]

[harrypotterdailly]

Harry Potter Meme → [1/9] Characters: Hermione Jean Granger ∟ You really are the brightest witch in your age.

[weedpoop]

[16oranges]

[sharmelshack]

so there was a video of this girl on facebook and

[realmioda-deactivated20140206]

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

[mynewurl]

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

[dvmb-princess]

We discovered a trap door in class today

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

[caramel-lesbian-deactivated2016]

*screams and turns n every light in my house*