piss baby

Sindy 27|She/Her|NY 🇸🇻

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

my entire instagram reels page has been invaded by the worst rap this universe has ever heard

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[dogpuppy]

[zagreus]

[sugaglos]

Being with me is like torture I think

[throathole]

The existence of dildos is crazy like the way you can come home from work and just start fucking yourself in the ass

[francisforever2014]

me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day and nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

[troutreznor]

Tumblr's 101 Favorite Films

this is just what i casually observed as the overlap between popular tumblr users top 100/150 lists how many characters does this thing

I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3

how many have you watched?

none of them...

1 - 10

11 - 20

21 - 30

31 - 40

41 - 50

51 - 60

61 - 70

71 - 80

81 - 90

91 - 100

all of them!

Voting ended onApr 3, 2025

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[pompeiusmagnus]

youare all just jealous of my severed head

[spiralstaircased]

if you're in your 20s just remember that you're in your 20s and being in your 20s is like being anywhere between 20-29

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[autohaste]

Gays: *too shy to say high*

Also gays: here’s my bootyhole tho

[shitboy96]

How do you misspell hi

[panoptic0ns]

when a joke takes a while to hit call that a jestational period

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[sentada]

one lucky follower has been selected to be dissected and reconstructed