sorry about my brain

please buy me concert tickets

[mackleheapsmore]

human nature is inherently corrupt and I do not want to exist

[stuckinapril]

[bludraws094]

i love fake plot holes

little inconsistencies that at first you assume "oh, the author must have fucked up", but then later on you realize that no, it was on purpose, they wanted you to think they fucked up but they hadnt

[masterboa]

related: when you think "this has Implications the author didn't think about" and then it turns out the author was thinking about them the whole time

[bludraws094]

you get me

[treecitysessions]

[mackleheapsmore]

addison could have created democracy but no man could have ever created aquamarine

[mackleheapsmore]

rare aesthetic ur dad is badshit insane

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

just found out that everything that happened to me actually did shape me into who I am today. that’s crazy

[cherry-delrey]

[wizardpotions]

This is how it feels to be new at your job

[godisafujoshi]

This is just how it feels

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

[porcupine-girl]

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

[mackleheapsmore]

the louvre heist is so boring dhoom 2 already did this in 2006 NEXT

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[greelin]

yeah i contain multitudes. Unfortunately not in the way that is fun or marketable

[mackleheapsmore]

at this point I just read the ads as if they’re a brainrot post and move on to the next