10 CRAZIEST THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN 2014
Everyone hates the introductory paragraph to a blog. So let’s jump right into the half-assed list, full of images that I found on Google and used without the photographer’s permission. Here are the top 10 most newsworthy moments of 2014:
10. A bunch of assholes in plaid shirts started wearing their hair like Sumo Wrestlers. I hate them because I am jealous. Quit hogging all the handsome!
9. Here is a picture of a girl in a bikini with a random red circle on it, to make you click on the article. You perv.
8. In 2014 bunch of people dumped buckets of water on their heads. Then a bunch of people Tweeted about how angry it made them. What a bunch of scrubs! I nominate those haters for this year’s ‘Battery Acid Challenge”.
7. The world said goodbye to a beloved childhood entertainer: Ariana Grande’s pants.
6. Not sure if music videos made a comeback, or if butts made a comeback. But there were a lot of butts in a lot of music videos. Nicki Minaj also released an album that helps you draw Squidward from Spongebob SquarePants.
5. Some guy emerged from the forest and checked the Internet for the first time in 2 years, only to realize we all stopped looking for Kony a long time ago and no one remembered to tell him. He has now locked himself in a bomb shelter, waiting for this whole ebola thing to blow over.
4. Here is a picture of a baby pig riding a pizza in outer space because the internet still finds this stuff amusing. Is that a copy of the movie 'How Stella Got Her Groove Back' floating around in space? Fuck you, it is!
3. Everyone hated Rob Ford until they found out he was sick. Now they hate themselves.
2. Iggy Azala and Macklemore taught us that rap music is only Grammy-worthy if performed by good-looking white people. You racist.
1. Someone, somewhere, probably said, “Do you ever go into a room and forget why you even went in there in the first place?” And their friend probably laughed and said, “That happens to me all the time!” And then they both died from being the most boring people on earth.
Bonus: Teenagers started using the word 'Bae'. Then brands found out about it. And now it is no longer cool. #yolo #swag #bling #depression
Holy shit! I just realized something. B is the 2nd letter of the alphabet. A is the 1st. E is the 5th. Therefore 215 equals BAE. Therefore, 2015 is the year of the BAE!!!
