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Yu-Gi-Oh SpIn, One Piece fixation | (icon and banner from Pinterest) | Name's Mutt, I'm 18! He/it but feel free to gimme whatever. My gender is the bit. | Normal about my blorbos (don't factcheck this)

[bitchywitchheart]

Welcome to my blog 

Here I reblog things I find funny and post my shitposts and stuff,, I don't really know WHAT I'm doing but there's a method to the madness I prommy (I have a lot of Yu-Gi-Oh headcanons btw. You should ask me about them. Feel free to click on that tag for crumbs but also you can ask for character specific rambles :3)

My name's Mutt! I primarily use that and for pronouns I usually use he/it, but feel free to experiment! My gender's the bit! Other names are chill too!

Please dni if:

You are a terf, you support proshippers/pedos/loli/shota, you are racist, you are a homophobe/transphobe, you are antisemitic, you believe in calling out disorder/disability "fakers", I'll add more as I think of them but I block liberally! 

Other than Yu-Gi-Oh, I dabble in Guilty Gear, but also enjoy Smile For Me, Ghosts (CBS), Dungeon Meshi, Persona, and probably a lot of other things I'm forgetting rn,,, Yu-Gi-Oh is just my life rn /silly

Anons are on, but if you send hate, I'll delete it. I also just love talking and making friends!! Please yap to me please please please please pl (<- this does mean feel free to dm me if we're mutuals!! I don't bite!! I'm just really shy,,)

(My Artfight!)

(My rp accounts, also!)

[redstonedust]

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[maxmorkson]

Happy Pride, bite a transphobe today 💙

[leonforhire]

fuck transphobes dawg, I have been non-binary since I was 12 and holy MOLY people suck, but that didn't stop me💪

Keep being yourself always n foreva💛🤍💜🖤

[circlusion]

[famicom]

[can-they-beat-mihawk]

Knight Light

Can They Beat Mihawk?

Challenger Win

Draw

Mihawk Win

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

Submitted Propaganda:

His sword is made of Traptanium, which harnesses the element of Light, and he would be able to use his elemental abilities in a sword fight. He can also fly, and move fast enough that it appears he is teleporting, so can evade attacks pretty easily. In Skylanders terms he also has the most HP of any Trap Master so he’s pretty durable.

He’s also got that ugly gay look that One Piece characters have so I think he stands a chance

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[karrakazz]

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[saanah]

Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.

[santapau]

Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.

[qqueenofhades]

This is a very charming illustration and I do approve of Accidental Latin, but unfortunately, that is not what this (Fake) Accidental Latin actually says. Google Translate seems to think "temu" is identical to "timor" (infinitive, "to fear"), which would then be conjugated in first-person singular as "timeo" ("I fear"). "Temu" is not a word in Latin. So that is a very weird leap on Google Translate's part to turn gibberish into... something vaguely etymologically similar sounding? Hmm.

Next, "die" does mean "day," though nominative singular is "dies," i.e. "dies irae." It could be conjugated "die" if it was in ablative or locative case, but "die ad die" would mean something more like "day to day." "Ad" is in a "to" direction and "ab" is from, i.e. "ab urbis," and ablative case is used to indicate the movement of a thing. In short, "by" is not really a way to translate "ad"; we might want "per" here? (Through, by means of, etc.)

Not to mention, it would be weird to put one "die" at the start and another at the end The verb also usually goes at the end in Latin sentences, just for that extra bit of fun. So yes, in short, this is not actually Latin, and Google Translate is very bad at Latin in particular. Nonetheless, still charming.

[nudistcat]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[sekkitsune]

Agree, @qqueenofhades, except on the matter of breaking “die ad die” apart. It’s a common structure in poetic and oratorical Latin to jam one phrase in the middle of another. I can’t think of an example exactly parallel to this construction, but I could believe a Roman poet would write it!

[qqueenofhades]

Ah, that is true. My Latin is of the reading-medieval-documents (particularly charters and/or chronicles) variety, where the sentence and usage structures are often more formulaic and there is less poetic license to move words around. There is obviously far less fixity for word order in Latin, since the conjugations explain how they grammatically relate to each other rather than placement in the sentence. (Coincidentally, this is why I used to say that the best feeling in the world was walking past a Latin classroom and not having to go inside it. Ahem.)

So yes: true that poetical Latin might be more at liberty to split the "die"-s up that far, though "timeo" (verb) is still more likely in most cases to go at the end, which would place them together anyway ("die ad die timeo," "day to day I fear" if translated in strict word order, which would make sense to an English speaker and sound more poetic anyway). Keep in mind, however, that my Latin is a) fairly rusty and b) mostly used for said formulaic legal document reading rather than freeform verse, so don't super-hard quote me on this.

[sekkitsune]

I saw that ablative “die” and that final -u on “temu” and thought of the ablative supine (as in “mirabile dictu”) but as you observe, there isn’t a verb that “temu” could be, and then also, the ablative supine requires an adjective, as far as I know.

But perhaps “temu” is a hapax legomenon (in which case we would need the rest of the text to gloss it) or a scribal error for temeratu, from temero, “I defile or disgrace”. In that case, and in true Tumblr form, I might translate it as “daily I disgrace, in the manner of the day”, with some errors attributable to the scribe.

[qqueenofhades]

....oh my god. You might be a genius. Because what else does Tumblr do but daily disgrace [itself, oneself, and/or numerous others] in the manner of the day, and make numerous scribal errors.

[laurenthemself]

how dare you say we error on the scribes

[jtimu]

this is what happens when you buy your latin on temu