bears and my iddy biddy people problems

Haggard old git Pansexual Only madness here im afraid Instagram :-andyroothebear

[filthiestfae]

I would let some of you fuck me so disrespectfully, I just hope y’all know that

[andyroothebear]

“British accent”

Oi luv, id give you a roight good rodgering i would … it’d be propa filfy

[andyroothebear]

Ok you read Sarah J Mass books have a photo of Michelle Dochery and kiss cats marry me. And I want Serena to marry me too

Funnily enough i have never read a single one 😂 but my partner and my sister have read the whole catalouge.

But thankyou, i will join this threeway marriage without complaint 😘

[filthiestfae]

cursing you with withered crops and no maidens btw

[andyroothebear]

But i made my yearly sacrifice of a goat and a child molester to the sun god … im owed a bountiful harvest

[filthiestfae]

the sun god is pleased, you get your bountiful harvest 🙇🏻‍♀️

[andyroothebear]

I thank you for your blessing oh oracle of the sun god.

My people have suffered long and hard this year 🙏

[filthiestfae]

cursing you with withered crops and no maidens btw

[andyroothebear]

But i made my yearly sacrifice of a goat and a child molester to the sun god … im owed a bountiful harvest

[andyroothebear]

Are you single

I have a cat ? Does that count ?

[andyroothebear]

do you have Instagram?

Yes :3

Its in my bio thingy

[theonion]

[catgotyoururl-deactivated201411]

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

[sadgrl]

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

[thatsthat24]

PREACH

[half-ace]

“Why is it that men refuse to let themselves enjoy shit”

[mightbemagic]

[tattoos-with-acid]

Grace Neutral

[catunsolved]

…thinking about her

[gayjewishfarmer]

tag urself im top left

[catchymemes]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

[slavery]

U GOOD?