i run new york

"I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance and is willing to be weird, that's my favorite thing."+semi hiatus

[peraltiago-s]

jake peralta in every season 6 episode (✿◠‿◠)

[oooy]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: That’s it, that’s the show

[tim-lucy]

your butt is the bomb, and there will be no survivors. 

[amesantiagos]

Watch out Charles (…and Hitchcock and Scully), you’re next.

[jonahsimms]

[evepolastrl]

#bicon

[bob-belcher]

#they’re literally talking about keeping a middle-aged man from spilling sauce on himself how much extra can they be

[tim-lucy]

every character i love ★ jake peralta (brooklyn nine-nine) “i’m so sorry. you were making a totally valid point about gender equality.”

[keybladesoras]

I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

[trueloveistreacherous]

And it has been a true pleasure to watch your distracting childish rivalry evolve into a distracting childish courtship and now into what I’m sure will be a distracting childish marriage.

[jonahsimms]

jake and amy + blue and pink/red

[stephencolbertly]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes

[awardseason]

SANDRA OH, ANDY SAMBERG 76th Annual Golden Globe Awards, Los Angeles | January 6, 2019

[flawlessgentlemen]

Andy Samberg photographed by Matt Salacuse for TimeOut (2016)

[gabriellabolton]

Do you see me as a father figure, Peralta? No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure.

[bi-trans-alliance]

Who’s ready for 20-biteen?

[gabriellabolton]

The point is, it’s not a High School Musical.