[andysexberg]

I think I just realized I have a crush on my good good friend oh no

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

boss: i need you to come do something

me: this is so cryptic what the fuck

boss: you cant keep saying that to get out of work

me: im shaking what does this mean

[homoidiotic]

me at support group: idk guys im feeling so ben affleck smoking jpeg over it all

[sheabutterbitch]

look at this pumpkin spice mama

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[authentic-boredom]

Scott Hazard

[gahdamnpunk]

Christian Soriano is bae

[avtavr]

“Kanal” (“Channel”) by Coop Himmeblau (in cooperation with Kay Fricke & Michael Saup). Austrian Pavilion. Biennale di Venezia 1995.

[stolentweets]

[keatonpatti]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[saracanaries]

why are the kids from schitt’s creek so relatable

[ludgateing]

[luke-danes]

lorelai + answering machine greetings

[1977punk]

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

[cyberscully]

tig happily joking about her wife fucking soothes my lesbian soul