The UnFateful Life

This is an account of an uneventful life.. I post about anything I love and show you guys a different side of myself that most never see.

[anenticinglove]

Night or morning shower?

Night

Morning

Voting ended onMay 16, 2023

[just-shower-thoughts]

Gunpowder was invented by Chinese alchemists who were trying to find the elixir of life. Instead, they accidentally invented one of the most deadly substances that has ever existed.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you sit on a toilet, your asshole becomes part of a massive network of interconnected assholes

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know you’re good friends with someone when you know your way around their kitchen

[ultrafacts]

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[effervescentbi]

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

[insanity-keeps-things-fun]

Thor is like a jock from school who everyone thought was average at best with school. But then one day someone just “Wait a second, he’s in all advanced classes,” and everyone realises that he’s never done anything to make people think he’s not super smart- he’s just so nonchalant about his smarts people didn’t notice

[anxietyproblem]

[hydro-homies]

That’s not even legal on the internet

[yaushie]

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

[queenofattolia]

#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

[musicalhell]

I call this “residual anxiety from being bullied for everything that made me even slightly unusual every day in junior high.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[grace--upon--grace]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[thug-spice]

i jus wanna annoy 1 man for the rest of my life

[seethroughhue-deactivated201902]

Greatest loss this year?

nothing. whatever was meant for me remained. whatever was not meant for me left

[florial]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]