The Cynical Optimist

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I've done it everyone, I've created the girliest disc in the world.

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Stupid ass Elon Musk. Birdcage torso smugdouche thinks he changes the world but we don't even have the technology for a reliable printer.

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New business idea - a one-stop shop for taking care of the plumbing and chopping trees. I call it the plumberjack.

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Oh that? That's my home defense saw.

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Do you think God is a Christian?

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If you could make a "sports" anime about any less popular game/sport/competition you want, which would you choose?

board game, card game, playground game, sport, whatever. if you could have an anime meticulously describe the rules and play of any game while making it look incredibly cool, which would you choose?

My brother and I always talk about how much we want a disc golf anime.

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Please not disc golf, I won't be able to stand weebs backing up the courses.

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One reaches true adulthood when they stop stowing condoms in their purse/wallet and start stocking individual packs of Pepto chews or Ibuprofen.

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Break out the sports tampons girl, we're going disc golfing.

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The only difference between Cars and Transformers is that Transformers took the anthropomorphizing of vehicles further.