[executed-deactivated20161004]

[okay]

“into the wild”

[1000drawings]

[recaption]

[killed-by-overthinking]

[babebtch]

[favoritelatina]

Not to be corny but if you go to bed knowing the person you love loves you back you’re lucky as fuck.

[rosenfieldben]

[harmed]

[solemn-hypnoticv-deactivated201]

[ortayerinde-deactivated20200924]

[banagecmisimiunuttur]

[english-idylls]

From The Sphinx without a Secret by Oscar Wilde (1887).

[skoggybear]

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

[skoggybear]

i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth

[jellobiafrasays]

[indodla-deactivated20140602]

[decision]