“he’s got ice in his veins for a reason.”
“what the fuck am i watching?”
“you were stabbed.”
“you’ll be alright, the knife missed your vital organs.”
“___ used to say going to the movies was a waste of money.”
“yeah. it’s.. a penis.”
“if i could go back i would carve something nice.”
“well, we thought it’d be forever.”
“what’s goin’ on out there?”
“if there’s even one left, i’m gonna find it.”
“i killed my family.”
“remember us in highschool? quarterback and cheer captain?”
“after that, i didn’t go to any more parties.”
“___ was a bad, bad man.”
“people think he left me for some woman in another city.”
“something about that woke something up inside of me.”
“when we went our separate ways it was fine, because it was us. but who was he to keep us apart?”
“that night, i fought back.”
“he was the one who brought the knife.”
“maybe he crawled somewhere for help. maybe he died in those woods.”
“you’ve gotta forgive yourself. ‘cause if you don’t, how’s anyone ever gonna forgive me?”
“you look just the same as i always remember.”
“you and i were meant to be something more than a faded memory.”
“there’s an alternate reality where we’re now a family.”
“take me back when we were lost enough.”
“i already lost it once.”
“you were way more put together.”
“if you asked me, i’d still go to prom with you.”
“hold me closer than before.”
“i’ve lost too much now to care.”
“tell me something only santa would know!”
“i knew it. i knew you weren’t santa.”
“THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!”
“physicist.. is that like a scientist?”
“sorry, i’m really lost here.”
“you wanna send me to the FUCKIN’ TWILIGHT ZONE?”
“we are trying to stop the birth of a god.”
“if we have faith, we will be rewarded with a cuddly toy!”
“FUCKING KILL THEM!!!”
“i dislike that word. cult. no, it’s a new exciting religion that i started!”
“my first act as divine prophet was to set fire to the cinnabon as a sacrifice to a dark god!”
“i’ve met god. he had nothing nice to say about you.”
“bring me the child!”
“jealousy has a bit of a stench.”
“you will adore me, i just know.”
“you’ll kneel before me.”
“i demand your love and worship.”
“i guarantee i will destroy everything in my path unless i get what i– shit.”
“while i don’t want you to think for yourselves, i still want you to know what i mean when i say my evil shit, ‘kay?”
“you know they’re coming for you!”
“i swear on my own grave.”
“well, ___ is a stupid bitch!”
“i’m going to split you in two!”
“i’m going to eat you right the fuck up!”
“you can trust us. we’re good people!”
“that’s an awful long way to go.”
“you really are a fucking idiot, aren’t you?!”
“do you want to play with me?”
“oh god, i feel like i’m gonna puke.”
“people don’t believe in governments anymore.”
“the poor get poorer, and the rich–well, they just get richer.”
“the people have been abandoned by everything!”
“i can’t be evil! i’m a status quo democrat!”
“do you think that in the netherlands they give a shit about some toy?”
“your thirst for stuff is never slaked.”
“i’m sorry, ___, i fucked it up!”
“blow that bastard to kingdom come!”
“MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKER!”
“it seems you’ve misplaced your bomby-wom!”
“you better not be fucking with me.”
“take me to the ponies and i’ll murder you later.”
“is this what i lived for?”
“you can close the casket now.”
“i wasn’t the angel heaven-sent to break through my cliche boundaries.”
“friday is black for me.”
“the dreamer has dreamed her dream.”
“i never even got started.”
“were the decks always just this stacked?”
“i don’t want your half-baked sympathy.”
“i thought that angels did exist.”
“did i need her more than she needed me?”
“maybe i’m wrong.”
“you’re not dead yet.”
“i am authorizing you to use my firearm.”
“it’s time to lead the pack.”
“i can show you the path, but only you can walk it.”
“where did that come from?”
“the leaders of your world are lost and helpless.”
“wake the warrior. kill the prophet. save the world.”
“i hope they didn’t tow my car. that’d be just my luck.”
“what, are you gonna shoot me?”
“i’ve had a shitty day and i’d appreciate it if you got that goddamn gun outta my face!”
“kids don’t want that piece of shit! they’re all into fortnite, dude!”
“that’s something you want. not your son.”
“he promises to fix all of the holes. but he doesn’t.”
“you’re like 40, you probably think your life is over!”
“___ is a fucking lie, and i think you know it!”
“if he’s not the answer, then what is?”
“what is this thing in my hand?”
“my heart is so empty.”
“everyone’s dying, and that includes me too.”
“there’s no pain that could ever explain how i let you down.”
“i failed you once, and i will fail again.”
“deep down, it didn’t matter–i was with him.”
“she liked to loosen me up just to get to my heart.”
“you’re not that cute, are you? in fact, you’re real fuckin’ ugly.”
“i think i’m awake.”
“here, you’re holdin’ that wrong.”
“i’m not going to put you on speaker, ___, no one wants to talk to you!”
“belittling you isn’t fun if you’re not upset.”
“huh. she’s drunk. again!”
“answer me or i’ll open your mouth with my FUCKING KNIFE!”
“you’re a fucking moron!”
“when he comes, he’ll come for us.”
“___, you pathetic worm!”
“you couldn’t even stand up to your disgusting husband!”
“look at you, you’re paralyzed with fear!”
“i’m just lining up my shot.”
“abandon your god or burn here with him!”
“the whole world has gone crazy!”
“all he wanted was you.”
“where can we go? is anyplace safe?”
“you know? i have this kooky, reclusive biology professor..”
“what am i supposed to do without my iphone?”
“wear a watch.”
“if we can survive today, we can survive anything.”
“do you all see what i see?”
“tomorrow will come. tomorrow won’t come.”
“will tomorrow come today?”
“what if tomorrow comes?”
“15 seconds left.”
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