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Guess my least favorite horror franchise
How Slashers🪓 show their Love or “Love”
If you somehow got friendly enough with them to not be murdered.This is just for fun obviously
🔪The Number One Slasher Micheal Myers🚑
Category “Love”- Hey you won the “Love” of Micheal Myers.Its not your love but it’s the closest you’re going to get.
He shows his “Love” by allowing you to move into the house.Which in comparison to someone more capable of love it’s like making a joint bank account.He will absolutely murder you if you get in the way but he will do it maskless which is like a mercy killing.If you don’t get in the way by playing Hero you two will have a long life together but you won’t realize you’re a couple because it’s not normal by 1970s standards to be together so long without speaking or breeding or sharing a bed.
How to survive this relationship:
1.)Don’t have sex with him or anyone else.
2.)Do not invite other people over
3.)Don’t drink or do drugs.
4.)DO NOT GET IN HIS WAY
5.)Do not pull a ‘I can fix him’ or ‘I only understand him’ energy he will get bored of you quickly.He doesn’t care for sex or anything like that so don’t fuck your self over
His version of Sex and intimacy:
Other than moving in and following the rules.if you clean up his crimes and keep Loomis from causing a headache that’s like sex.He won’t care for it but it would peak his interest.
Letting him play cat and mouse with stalking you around the house.
His after care?Leaving him the fuck alone
🏊🏾The Number two Slasher Jason Vorhees 🏒
Category Love:Congrats you got LOVE you’re fucked.
How he shows his Love.His mama raised a gentlemen.He’d leave flowers on your door and try to court you normally but he can’t speak so he can’t properly court you. He won’t track blood into your cabin or blood.Take her shoes off by the door.He is sweetness.
How to Survive his Love:
This might the easiest one out of most slashers.
1.)Be a good girlfriend and future wife.
Grieve when he is hurt.
Don’t take male friends.If you do show intense disinterest if they seek romantic companionship.
Cook and clean for him.
Love honor and obey even when you aren’t married
2.)Have Pamela’s approval which ties into the first rule.If mother disapproves you’re fucked.
3.)First two went well.Now the final nail to avoid your coffin is bare him children.You’re a respectable woman congrats!
4.)NEVER REMARRY WHEN HE DIES
He is Sexually intimate once you two are married.Kisses and sex as it’s pure now.If you’re in the camp.You helping his mother would make him swoon.Patching him up and caring for him oh he’s head over heels.Which means you got to get your hands a little bloody.If you’re weary to murder I suggest you move near the camp but not in camp.Taking care of his mother’s grave instead and be ready for him.Its a normal relationship outside him being a slasher.But if you’re not into the Traditional American Christian values oof.He maybe one of the few slashers you can reject safely if you have a friendship with his mother.He listens to mother after all.
👻Billy and Stu.They’re kinda a Hive mind 📞
Category Love: The only way this works is if you get your hands bloodied
How they love.Like any teenage couple sex and chaos.You have to he in on their plans.The Harley Quinn to these Jokers.The Bonnie to the Clyde’s.High life on the run murdering and terrorizing.Billy is the leader.Your the Ass and Stu’s the muscle.Having a woman makes killing fun and easier.Seeing victims run to you for help just to be lead back.If the two survive you can expect always living the high life.Kill Sidney or patch them up you’re set for life
How to survive:
I lied saying Jason was easy.
1.)Kill Sidney or save these two.
2.)Never leave the life or a slasher unless Billy wants to.Not Stu.Billy.
You’re set.Only two rules honesty.
Life with them is sex sex sex and murder murder murder.And Gettin away with it all.
Stu Tops you both.You guys are very sexually intimate and very fucked up domestic chats.
Hereeeeeee’s Brahms!!!See what I did there?
Heyyyy you got LOVE: fun combo huh?We know how to earn his interest follow the rules.And if he kills your abusive ex drool all over him this is the rare situation where the “I can fix him” and “only I understand him” actually works.
Reward his good behavior and punish bad ones.But be careful how you punish he is still a bratty child.You’ll be a in a fucked up situation in being a between of a mother and lover.Which will get your “Love” to Love.You have to teach him.
How he shows his love or “love” he’d say sorry in his baby voice and leave you little snacks.Or draw you a picture.
How he will Love on you will he trying to give his body to you and explore your body.Collecting your things.Fucking a pillow that smells like you.When he gets more knowledge he might just actually say it with more understanding.He doesn’t understand if he hurts you unless you make it clear so if he hurts you he will be genuinely sorry.
How to survive:
1.)Don’t do what Greta did at the end.
Do not fight back and do not leave him.
Intimacy is mixed.Sexually it’s all there but emotionally……No he’s still a child.You try he’ll just age regress but with help then not really he won’t be interested but he’ll try for a reward
Leather Face I am not writing all his alias.
He is a big Love
He is a big ol lover boy.Its just his family you gotta look out for.Love on him and protect him without harming his family.You will be hidden for awhile and grow accustom to eating human meat.He loves you by protecting you.He is a Protector.
He cuddles and kisses.He don’t know how to have sex so Youll have to show him but he will like it a lot.
He will show you how to be a use to his family.And you two will have a shot gun wedding.But if you’re reading this you must not need it.
How to survive:
1.)Follow blood is thicker than everything rule.Protect the family,Provide for the family and kill for the family.Don’t strain from the family.
This man will get you and do anything for you.He won’t deny you anything.As long as it follows rule one.He wouldn’t want to kill his sweetie.
🐊Pearl ⭐️
It’s “Love” : Yup.
Get her off that fucking farm and get her into porn.Yeah that’s how you get her love and survive.Never outshine her.Always tell the truth and never fear her.Do whatever she fucking wants.The farther you are from the spotlight the better.Make yourself ugly if you’re prettier than her.Make sure she’s a star.
She’ll love you by doing what she thinks you like.Staring at her in awe.Sexually seducing you.She will cheat on you.And adore obsessive fans.But she will kill them for you too.She will either love you with a passion or despise you Theres no in between.M
Give her the star life and she’ll be your little start.
How to survive:
1.)DO NOT GET BETWEEN HER AND FAME
2.)DO NOT OUTSHINE HER OR CATCH HER ON A BAD DAY
You survival is mostly up to fate.The only thing that saved Howard was previous relations while her mother was alive you don’t have that you’re FUCKED.
⛪️Bo Sinclair🛻
Catergory: “Love”
Yeah he can’t ever love you.He is highly aggressive and untrusting idk how the fuck you were able to be considered any of this side but who cares.He “Loves” you by weaponizing your love for him to perform tasks for him.Letting you fuck him and praising you.He’d even give you a slap on the ass and call you good boy or girl.You get to much mind on you he will weaponize your insecurities to put you down to dominate you.
surviving the relationship depends how long you’re useful.I suggest you get the fuck outta dodge when the plan is complete.
🦌Lester Sinclair🐾
Catergory:Love
Lester is love.He isn’t that much involved with the killings and shit hell his brothers don’t even acknowledge him as a use.He just leads people to be killed.How he shows his love is like how most men like him show love.Just saying it and being a man.Fucking you.Loving on you.He tells you how much he appreciates you and you do the same to make him swoon harder.Telling him how helpful and manly he is.
All you have to do to survive is stay with him.Call him check on him be cute.Hell he’d introduced you to his brothers once y’all both married with a little one or not he may just move somewhere with you his brothers don’t care.
🕯️Vicent Sinclair🕯️
Catergory: Love
Highly insecure man.But loves you.He loves you letting you stay with him while he works.Letting you see him without the mask.Kissing on him and such.He is insecure about touching you the wrong way turning the wrong way.So Praise and compliments like Lester works.
He makes a wax figure of you if you were to pass via Bo if he can’t manipulate you or you make Vincent to confident for Bo’s manipulation.
Getting intimate isnt an issue.Once he knows you have needs he tries to abide.Making him realize his work gives him talents with his hands.Using lotions instead of wax.Or if you’re into wax he’d use candle wax.
Cuddling with you and the dog is common too.He is easy to fluster but if you try something with the dog around he’ll give you a sound to back off until the dog leaves.
How to survive:
Other than not being a dickhead or leaving is to beware of Bo.Stay in Bo’s good side.Itll hurt if you die but he doesn’t want to be alone so he won’t avenge you.
I've been locked in on artfight recently this is all I got
Vincent would love watching you craft, paint, sew. Whatever creative hobbies you do, he’d love to watch as you work. watching how your hands move, over analyzing every inch of you, recording you on a stolen camera for one of the visitors. Saving it for later to jack off to it.
Slashers: Begging Headcanons
A/n: (Michael GIF cuz fuckin look at him. Please send request, I'm ✨bored✨. Also, I'm noticing a pattern here with some of these men)
Slashers x male!reader
Warning⚠️: Smut
Characters (in order of appearance): Stu Macher, Brahms Heelshire, Billy Lenz, Vincent Sinclair, Billy Loomis, Michael Myers, Herbert West.
can i have a billy lenz or Micheal Myers one of your billy and stu one
(also different anon, just I can find a lot of sub slasher so your an miracle to me)
Creamed (Part 2)
Bottom FTM Michael Myers & Billy Lenz x Top Masc Reader (Separate)
both because why not!
CW: Breeding, Creampie
My Dangerous White Boy collection: Top contenders of my #ManCrushMonday. I'm pinging quarters off their domes at light speed. (Minus Leatherface he gets nothing but kindness.)
Stop swearing, Billy !!
I haven't drawn them in ages, I missed my little babies so much ♥️♥️
BITE MY HIP.
everyone hang on. my weird boyfriend is calling
Slashers seeing their future S/O for the first time
Part 2
Including: Billy Lenz, Brahms Heelshire, Jesse Cromeans, Michael Myers & Thomas Hewitt
Warnings: Swearing, (Brief mention) Attempted Sexual Assault, Violence, Mention of Voyeurism, Mentions of death, slashers being slashers. This page is 18+ Minors do not interact.
A/N: AAAND here is part 2! Hope you guys enjoy this first piece. Believe me there are many more to come. Feel free to send requests through!
Day 589 of asking for slashers such as Brahms Heelshire, Billy Lenz, Bubba Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, and Michael Myers with a S/O who can bake!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
OH LORT ITS BEEN A MINUTE IM SORRY BROTATO💔💔💔💔
I’m adding Asa Emory and Freddy Krueger twin I love them
Slashers with a baking s/o!!
wanted to draw him all curled up like a cat
Killers and their sleeping habits!
Including: RZ Michael Myers, '78 Michael Myers, Brahms Heelshire, Billy Lenz, Martin Mathias, '76 Carrie White, Billy Loomis and Stu Macher(separate and together), Bubba Sawyer, Bo Sinclair, and Vincent Sinclair
slight sexual content
> "Jim…"
Approach him quietly
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Billy Lenz & skincare
This is just...fluff. Taking care of Billy and helping him relax. Enjoy.
Billy's skin is very oily and congested. I don't think he has a lot of active acne, but he certainly has clogged pores and texture that bothers him.
He'd probably pick at his skin a lot either because he's anxious and as a tick or because the texture bothers him
He likes your skin though, it's smooth and glowy
He watches you do your skincare routine, interested in the variety of products: creams, oils, serums, moisturizers. It all fascinated him.
"Is this why piggy has such nice skin. She has nice skin; your face is so smooth and pretty."
You smile and nod, "Yeah, I'm diligent about it. Do you want to wash your face? You can use my products, I don't care."
He loves it but also hates it
He enjoys the gentleness and softness of the cleanser
Does not like rinsing his face off. He sputters and chokes on the water and will probably get cleanser in his eyes
Get him those little felt cleanser pads, and he'll be happy though
Washcloths, sponges, or anything like that he'll be too rough with
You prescribe him a whole skincare routine once he lets you touch his face and inspect his skin
"You're definitely dehydrated - I have hyaluronic acid, but I can get you your own. And some niacinamide for your pores...and a repairing moisturizer and good exfoliant."
Whatever you say gorgeous, Billy doesn't know what you're talking about, but he likes you petting his face
You teach him different facial massages, and he really enjoys those, he's never touched himself so gently and carefully. He's usually rough and violent with his body so this change of pace is new and welcomed.
Skincare is a huge de-stressor for Billy.
After a rage episode followed by several hours of dissociation, Billy is physically and mentally exhausted. He's detached from his unrelentingly tense body and stays cramped up in the darkest corner of the attic for several hours.
Below him, he hears your sweet laughter and muffled voice as you head to your room. Unconsciously, Billy shuffles around so he can peek through the floorboards into your bedroom.
As he watches you, moving casually through your space, doing this and that until you settle into a chair with a book, a pang of need moves through him
His throat is tight and his eyes sting as he watches, desperate for your company
Moving quietly, he leaves the attic. Seeing no one around, he hurries to your door, scratching at the wood, giving gentle raps with his fingertips. When the door opens, you beam at him, "Billy!" you exclaim pulling him inside.
You immediately clock his haggard appearance and glazed eyes and sit him on the bed.
He's mostly silent, unable to form coherent thoughts, let alone speak. He mostly just sits there and breathes erratically, making little whimpers or groans. You frown in worry, resting a hand on his, when an idea pops into your head
"Stay here, I'll be right back," you whisper. You go to the bathroom and collect everything you need.
When you return, you set the various skincare products as well as a bowl of water on your nightstand. You grab a hairbrush, hair tie and headband from your vanity before coming back over to Billy.
"Can I touch you?" you ask to which he nods. You smile and begin to brush his hair, tying it back into a little ponytail and pulling his bangs back with the headband. "Okay, lay down so your head is at the edge of the bed," you explain pulling over a chair. You position yourself to be just above Billy's face, who stares up at you with curiosity.
"I'm going to take care of you, just close your eyes and relax," you reassure him. He closes his eyes after a moment, trusting you. You gently lay your hands against his collarbone, the material of his sweater soft and delicate under your hands. Pressing down with a subtle firmness you take a deep breath in, and as you release, you lighten the pressure on his chest. He unconsciously mimics your breathing as you repeat this process a few more times.
From the array of products, you grab a water bottle and a glass of cleansing oil. Pouring a small amount onto your hands, you emulsify the liquid before sweeping the product onto Billy's face with featherlight touch. He flinches at first but slowly eases into it with your gentle coaxing. "Shh, it's alright, it's just me," you whisper to him.
He tenses when you remove the product with a cool, damp cotton round. You pump a quarter sized drop of a cream cleanser onto your fingers and begin to massage the product into his face and neck. He relaxes into your gentle touch, his breathing evening and becoming more controlled as you work. "It's going to be a little cold," you warn him before removing the cleanser with another damp cotton round. He doesn't flinch or tense this time.
You continue the facial with delicacy and ease; letting Billy know what you're putting on him and massaging it in with equal parts gentleness and firmness. A small smile graces his lips as you work. Putting the mask on him, you take note of the time, and for the next ten minutes you massage the tension out of his neck and shoulders. Using firm pressure, you roll your fingers up and down the knots in his traps, and glide and scratch your nails along his scalp. He hums contentedly when you tug with gentle care on his hair.
"I'm going to take the mask off you," you whisper. You finish the facial with a gentle toner, some serums, a moisturizer and undereye cream. You swipe a hydrating mask along his lips with a finishing flourish.
"How do you feel?" you ask, sitting Billy up. His skin is glowing and he blinks slowly, looking over at you. "Feels...good," he says in a tone indicative of deep relaxation. You giggle, pushing him back down to lay on the pillows. "How about you take a nap, and I go get us dinner?" you ask, pulling the headband off him, a few curls already falling back into place. He nods sleepily and lays contently amongst your pillows and blankets; amongst you.
As he drifts off you press a gentle kiss to his temple, before pulling a blanket around him and turning the lights off.