Angel the Extraterrestrial Biological Entity

- Quirky alien -Likes books, TV, movies, poetry, and horror -Posts about The X-Files, Degrassi, Riverdale, and whatever other TV shows I am watching at the time.

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[rob-pattinson]

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[3-oclock-tea]

[virgoposting]

every episode of cutthroat kitchen ever

[mybendystraw]

alton brown: for this sabotage, you will force one opponent to cook using only telekinesis while wearing a straight jacket and tied to a spinning wheel of fortune! lets start the bidding at $500!

some overconfident idiot that needs to know their limits: right away, i knew i wasnt worried about this sabotage, its nothing i cant handle. i am from TEXAS after all…

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[plomptipples]

This looks like a cut throat kitchen sabotage

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[sizzlingpizzaprince]

I’m so misunderstood

Dear diary, Mood: Apathetic

The whole world is against me. Just because i’m so popular. I’m spreading like wildfire and I am showing no signs of stopping now. Why do they want to flatten my curve. Why can’t I get the love I deserve.  If this were a job, they would fire us, but they can’t. For I am a virus.

I also enjoy chess and cheese

[badcutthroatkitchen-ideas]

If you win this auction you win Chopped

[somaddicouldscream]

How I feel plotting plot twists and betrayals in my daydreams

[lesbiansana]

cutthroat kitchen, season 26

alton: and the next item up for auction is… a guillotine! win this item and you earn the right to decapitate one of your opponents.

chef 1: i see this sabotage and i’m thinking, i can handle this. i’ve worked in michelin star restaurants, i’ve made a soufflé on an electric burner in the sahara desert, this is nothing.

chef 2: i CAN’T get this sabotage! i’ve already lost my fresh tomatoes! how am i supposed to make shakshuka without a head?

[food-2-the-network]

[yiffaltonbrown]

[dykevillanelle]

i paused cutthroat kitchen and got this true piece of modern art

[officialborisniangovernment]

[adogethatbloges]

[dxisybuchanan]

this show is incredible

[catherinethesoso]

alton brown: alright, chefs. you have thirty minutes to prepare… chicken. as i’m sure you already know, chicken is typically prepared with chicken, and has a nice flavor of chicken

some chef, inevitably: i look in my basket and realize i forgot the chicken

[strawberry-jamelie]

When you’re trying to act normal in public but you’re on the verge of a breakdown

[yorgoskotsakis]

It’s worth living for moments just like this one.  ©

Budapest, Hungary