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any pronouns | 19 | harry potter percy jackson 911 and a bunch of other shit

[dorothylarouge]

Found a Buddhist monk on TikTok who rates sad indie music

[memewhore]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

[carys-the-ninth]

The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

[nyaslashthreat]

shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set

[gantz]

[yorkshirelarrie]

put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

[hymneminium]

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

[probablyautistic-definitleygay]

[midnight-lurker]

Tangled au where 12/13 year old Rapunzel gets mad at Mother Gothel and in a fit of teen rebellion cuts her hair and that kills her, so the now orphan Rapunzel leaves the tower and stumbles into the Snuggly Ducking and is effectively adopted by the thugs. She works there as a barmaid and every year a couple of them take her to the outskirts on the kingdom to see the lanterns.

She isn’t found out to be the lost princess until

A) she goes into the kingdom to bail out one of regulars

Or B) after stealing the crown, Eugene, heads to the pub to keep low only to have a heart attack bc wtf is that the queen???

[tanoraqui]

#this spawned a thoughts in my brain wherein Flynn gets caught &sentenced to death as in canon #and rapunzel decides to go big (and unknowingly) go home and shows up to save him by pulling the Anastasia Con 'i'm the lost princess!' #and as soon as she has secured his release is like OKAY HOW DO WE DO THIS #and he's like do what???? the lost princess con is a game! no one wants the risk of actually trying it! #and didn't you say it would be mean to do that to the king and queen?? #'that was before they tried to have you killed though? so lets figure it out fast! '#anyway they sit down to hash out Her Story and Flynn puts the timeline together and goes uhhhhh I think you might actually be her actually? #the orphanage didn't teach much math but he's been a thief long enough to know 2 plus 2 is 4. (@hedgiwithapen)

[makatalt]

[give-grian-rights]

it's so crazy to me that there's people who don't know martyn inthelittlewood is the brother-in-law of stampylongnose. stampy cat. that stampy. they're brothers-in-law. thats crazy and there's people who DONT KNOW THAT

[introverted--pineapple]

what😀

[daily-grian]

eating u. btw.

[daily-grian]

do you guys hear that..?

[clementinecloudz]

Kevin this Kevin that, START AT THE SCOURCE.

[gladismajor]

it was easy to talk about technoblade. everyone knows techno. everyone loves techno.

but now it's been a year since tfc died, and... it's still hard to talk about. i didn't watch his content very often, but i do know this: he was an incredible person. he was kind, he was funny, he had one of the best laughs in the world, and he didn't care what others thought of him or his style of content creation. if that doesn't make him an incredible person, i don't know what does.

my absolute favorite memory of tfc is at the beginning of season 9. scar and a few other people were at spawn, and tfc (i think) was underground, and he laughed at something and scared the living daylights out of scar. his laugh was absolutely infectious, and it hurts like a bitch that we don't get to hear it anymore.

it's hard to talk about someone you miss when you didn't know them very well. it took me five tries to write this post without crying. and while it's been a year, if you're still grieving, if you're still processing, take your time. it's okay. we made it through a year. i'm sure he's watching us, wherever he may be, and i can only hope that he's happy, and he's still making people laugh.

rest well, tfc. keep mining. i miss you.

[endervoidwolf]

Here’s a Ghastsuma !!

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[not-enough-eyes]

the term Average Joe implies the existence of the strange Abnormal Joe and this, i think, is the proper identification for joe hills of nashville tennessee