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Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

…

We don’t know what the wizard did.

And this would certainly fit their style of 'humor'...

Is that something they can do, though?? We don’t really know what they’re capable of, I guess?

They were able to construct a tower in the blink of an eye, I sincerely doubt changing someone's body isn't in their roster of spells.

I guess so. I wonder if it even needed me to use the estrogen to work?

I'm unsure...

Do you... like them?

…

I don’t know. It’s not terrible, I guess. But I still didn’t want them. I specifically didn’t, actually.

…it feels weird. That’s all I know right now.

Hm. We'll have to have a talk with that wizard, then, won't we?

Yeah, I guess so. Maybe not immediately? I don’t know, just…in case it grows on me. Um…not literally. And that’s not a very fun, lighthearted chat, hahah…

I understand. Take all the time you need, doveling. Whatever you decide to do, I'll be right beside you.

I figured as much, heheh. Thanks, Jane.

…this is fucking absurd, hahahah.

It truly is, heheh.

If it's any consolation, they do look good.

…pft. Thanks.

…

I mean. I’ve been feeling them this whole time. Do you. Want to, I guess??

I hadn't been thinking about that, but I suppose I can? If you'd want me to?

I’m probably just going to stay in here for a bit. So…you can stay if you want, and you can do that if you’d like.

Alright then. I suppose I shall.

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

…

We don’t know what the wizard did.

And this would certainly fit their style of 'humor'...

Is that something they can do, though?? We don’t really know what they’re capable of, I guess?

They were able to construct a tower in the blink of an eye, I sincerely doubt changing someone's body isn't in their roster of spells.

I guess so. I wonder if it even needed me to use the estrogen to work?

I'm unsure...

Do you... like them?

…

I don’t know. It’s not terrible, I guess. But I still didn’t want them. I specifically didn’t, actually.

…it feels weird. That’s all I know right now.

Hm. We'll have to have a talk with that wizard, then, won't we?

Yeah, I guess so. Maybe not immediately? I don’t know, just…in case it grows on me. Um…not literally. And that’s not a very fun, lighthearted chat, hahah…

I understand. Take all the time you need, doveling. Whatever you decide to do, I'll be right beside you.

I figured as much, heheh. Thanks, Jane.

…this is fucking absurd, hahahah.

It truly is, heheh.

If it's any consolation, they do look good.

…pft. Thanks.

…

I mean. I’ve been feeling them this whole time. Do you. Want to, I guess??

I hadn't been thinking about that, but I suppose I can? If you'd want me to?

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

…

We don’t know what the wizard did.

And this would certainly fit their style of 'humor'...

Is that something they can do, though?? We don’t really know what they’re capable of, I guess?

They were able to construct a tower in the blink of an eye, I sincerely doubt changing someone's body isn't in their roster of spells.

I guess so. I wonder if it even needed me to use the estrogen to work?

I'm unsure...

Do you... like them?

…

I don’t know. It’s not terrible, I guess. But I still didn’t want them. I specifically didn’t, actually.

…it feels weird. That’s all I know right now.

Hm. We'll have to have a talk with that wizard, then, won't we?

Yeah, I guess so. Maybe not immediately? I don’t know, just…in case it grows on me. Um…not literally. And that’s not a very fun, lighthearted chat, hahah…

I understand. Take all the time you need, doveling. Whatever you decide to do, I'll be right beside you.

I figured as much, heheh. Thanks, Jane.

…this is fucking absurd, hahahah.

It truly is, heheh.

If it's any consolation, they do look good.

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

…

We don’t know what the wizard did.

And this would certainly fit their style of 'humor'...

Is that something they can do, though?? We don’t really know what they’re capable of, I guess?

They were able to construct a tower in the blink of an eye, I sincerely doubt changing someone's body isn't in their roster of spells.

I guess so. I wonder if it even needed me to use the estrogen to work?

I'm unsure...

Do you... like them?

…

I don’t know. It’s not terrible, I guess. But I still didn’t want them. I specifically didn’t, actually.

…it feels weird. That’s all I know right now.

Hm. We'll have to have a talk with that wizard, then, won't we?

Yeah, I guess so. Maybe not immediately? I don’t know, just…in case it grows on me. Um…not literally. And that’s not a very fun, lighthearted chat, hahah…

I understand. Take all the time you need, doveling. Whatever you decide to do, I'll be right beside you.

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

…

We don’t know what the wizard did.

And this would certainly fit their style of 'humor'...

Is that something they can do, though?? We don’t really know what they’re capable of, I guess?

They were able to construct a tower in the blink of an eye, I sincerely doubt changing someone's body isn't in their roster of spells.

I guess so. I wonder if it even needed me to use the estrogen to work?

I'm unsure...

Do you... like them?

…

I don’t know. It’s not terrible, I guess. But I still didn’t want them. I specifically didn’t, actually.

…it feels weird. That’s all I know right now.

Hm. We'll have to have a talk with that wizard, then, won't we?

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

…

We don’t know what the wizard did.

And this would certainly fit their style of 'humor'...

Is that something they can do, though?? We don’t really know what they’re capable of, I guess?

They were able to construct a tower in the blink of an eye, I sincerely doubt changing someone's body isn't in their roster of spells.

I guess so. I wonder if it even needed me to use the estrogen to work?

I'm unsure...

Do you... like them?

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

…

We don’t know what the wizard did.

And this would certainly fit their style of 'humor'...

Is that something they can do, though?? We don’t really know what they’re capable of, I guess?

They were able to construct a tower in the blink of an eye, I sincerely doubt changing someone's body isn't in their roster of spells.

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

…

We don’t know what the wizard did.

And this would certainly fit their style of 'humor'...

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Feels like it.

Jane, how the fuck did this happen?? We were supposed to cut it off long before this happens, I don’t think doing HRT for…what, 2 weeks? I don’t think this is normal???

It isn't normal at all... this is quite strange indeed. My blessing wouldn't have done this, it wasn't that strong...

Ah, Charlie, there you are! I was wondering if you-...

Charlie...? Are those...?

(Love, Jane)

Mhm.

And they're... real? Flesh and blood, actually real?

Charlie, you made it! And I see Devil's joined us as well, how delightful.

Are you ready to begin?

(Love, Jane)

Yeah, I think so, heheh. You seem…excited?

…hey, Al, hahah.

sup, bitch, heheh.

I am quite excited, yes. I've been wanting to attempt this for quite some time, it's only natural.

Now, have you hydrated? Stretched? Did all the necessary preparations?

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

…

Ah. Right. Fair enough. Fine, hahah…

…happy?

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

…oh. Alright, that makes sense.

Um…does this work?

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Got it. Um…I can do that.

…

You’re, uh, good at this, heheh. I think.

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

Alright, then let's readjust...

Any better?

Yeah, heheh. Thank you.

…Dee has a lot of notes, huh, heheheh?

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

woooow. bully the guy with time perception problems about bad timing? okay, i see how it is. i see you. posers.

...

okay, yeah, this bit isn't funny anymore, i'm dropping it. how's the roping going?

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

I’m great, heheheh…

It’s, um…cozy. Comforting. Don’t look at me like that, Al, hahah.

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

yeah, obviously. but like, c'mon, i'm allowed to point out that this isn't the kind of shit an average, american friend group gets up to. like, it's a little weird, i'm never gonna be able to tell anyone about this without five different prefaces, and that's kind of cool in an absurdist type of way, y'know?

…since when do you care about absurdism?

It is weird, but it’s not like hiding in a cabinet is easier to explain, heheh…

i'm allowed to have hobbies, char, jeez, heheh.

... but yeah, okay, fair enough. you have a point, i guess.

I guess I do, heheh.

…shit, man. You should try this sometime.

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

You don’t know that. You might really like it, heheh. You can probably stay clothed, if you want. But I won’t push you.

…

Obviously, heheheh.

it's not about being clothed or not...

... whatever. how are you feeling man? still not-tingly?

Well, I don’t know. You tend to like to be.

Yeah, I’m doing great still, heheheh.

good. i'm glad.

...

i... i'm sorry i'm being snappy and dismissive. i just don't want to talk about my reasoning in front of a guy i barely know. i'll go into it later, if you want.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

totes, bitch. thanks.

hey, janie! you've been quiet. how's the tightness test?

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Just talking sounds kind of nice?

That I would be more than happy to oblige.

oh! oh! did i ever tell you guys about the time i found a squirrel in here?

…there’s squirrels down here…?

it was a freaky little hell squirrel, it had horns and shit! and it tried to eat my bedframe, you can still see it's little teeth marks.

Hell's ecosystem is truly fascinating...

…

That’s what did that? I just assumed you, like…clawed it?

oh no, the claw marks are on the underside of the bed. the squirrel did the marks on the leg, hehe. that bedframe has been through so much...

It's such a tragedy. We really need to get a replacement.

Hey, I think I did a good job with what I had!

You really did, dove. It's truly impressive.

Charlie, you made it! And I see Devil's joined us as well, how delightful.

Are you ready to begin?

(Love, Jane)

Yeah, I think so, heheh. You seem…excited?

…hey, Al, hahah.

sup, bitch, heheh.

I am quite excited, yes. I've been wanting to attempt this for quite some time, it's only natural.

Now, have you hydrated? Stretched? Did all the necessary preparations?

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

…

Ah. Right. Fair enough. Fine, hahah…

…happy?

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

…oh. Alright, that makes sense.

Um…does this work?

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Got it. Um…I can do that.

…

You’re, uh, good at this, heheh. I think.

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

Alright, then let's readjust...

Any better?

Yeah, heheh. Thank you.

…Dee has a lot of notes, huh, heheheh?

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

woooow. bully the guy with time perception problems about bad timing? okay, i see how it is. i see you. posers.

...

okay, yeah, this bit isn't funny anymore, i'm dropping it. how's the roping going?

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

I’m great, heheheh…

It’s, um…cozy. Comforting. Don’t look at me like that, Al, hahah.

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

…since when do you care about absurdism?

It is weird, but it’s not like hiding in a cabinet is easier to explain, heheh…

i'm allowed to have hobbies, char, jeez, heheh.

... but yeah, okay, fair enough. you have a point, i guess.

I guess I do, heheh.

…shit, man. You should try this sometime.

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

You don’t know that. You might really like it, heheh. You can probably stay clothed, if you want. But I won’t push you.

…

Obviously, heheheh.

it's not about being clothed or not...

... whatever. how are you feeling man? still not-tingly?

Well, I don’t know. You tend to like to be.

Yeah, I’m doing great still, heheheh.

good. i'm glad.

...

i... i'm sorry i'm being snappy and dismissive. i just don't want to talk about my reasoning in front of a guy i barely know. i'll go into it later, if you want.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

totes, bitch. thanks.

hey, janie! you've been quiet. how's the tightness test?

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Just talking sounds kind of nice?

That I would be more than happy to oblige.

oh! oh! did i ever tell you guys about the time i found a squirrel in here?

…there’s squirrels down here…?

it was a freaky little hell squirrel, it had horns and shit! and it tried to eat my bedframe, you can still see it's little teeth marks.

Hell's ecosystem is truly fascinating...

…

That’s what did that? I just assumed you, like…clawed it?

oh no, the claw marks are on the underside of the bed. the squirrel did the marks on the leg, hehe. that bedframe has been through so much...

It's such a tragedy. We really need to get a replacement.

Charlie, you made it! And I see Devil's joined us as well, how delightful.

Are you ready to begin?

(Love, Jane)

Yeah, I think so, heheh. You seem…excited?

…hey, Al, hahah.

sup, bitch, heheh.

I am quite excited, yes. I've been wanting to attempt this for quite some time, it's only natural.

Now, have you hydrated? Stretched? Did all the necessary preparations?

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

…

Ah. Right. Fair enough. Fine, hahah…

…happy?

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

…oh. Alright, that makes sense.

Um…does this work?

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Got it. Um…I can do that.

…

You’re, uh, good at this, heheh. I think.

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

Alright, then let's readjust...

Any better?

Yeah, heheh. Thank you.

…Dee has a lot of notes, huh, heheheh?

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

woooow. bully the guy with time perception problems about bad timing? okay, i see how it is. i see you. posers.

...

okay, yeah, this bit isn't funny anymore, i'm dropping it. how's the roping going?

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

I’m great, heheheh…

It’s, um…cozy. Comforting. Don’t look at me like that, Al, hahah.

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

…since when do you care about absurdism?

It is weird, but it’s not like hiding in a cabinet is easier to explain, heheh…

i'm allowed to have hobbies, char, jeez, heheh.

... but yeah, okay, fair enough. you have a point, i guess.

I guess I do, heheh.

…shit, man. You should try this sometime.

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

You don’t know that. You might really like it, heheh. You can probably stay clothed, if you want. But I won’t push you.

…

Obviously, heheheh.

it's not about being clothed or not...

... whatever. how are you feeling man? still not-tingly?

Well, I don’t know. You tend to like to be.

Yeah, I’m doing great still, heheheh.

good. i'm glad.

...

i... i'm sorry i'm being snappy and dismissive. i just don't want to talk about my reasoning in front of a guy i barely know. i'll go into it later, if you want.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

totes, bitch. thanks.

hey, janie! you've been quiet. how's the tightness test?

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Just talking sounds kind of nice?

That I would be more than happy to oblige.

oh! oh! did i ever tell you guys about the time i found a squirrel in here?

…there’s squirrels down here…?

it was a freaky little hell squirrel, it had horns and shit! and it tried to eat my bedframe, you can still see it's little teeth marks.

Hell's ecosystem is truly fascinating...

Charlie, you made it! And I see Devil's joined us as well, how delightful.

Are you ready to begin?

(Love, Jane)

Yeah, I think so, heheh. You seem…excited?

…hey, Al, hahah.

sup, bitch, heheh.

I am quite excited, yes. I've been wanting to attempt this for quite some time, it's only natural.

Now, have you hydrated? Stretched? Did all the necessary preparations?

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

…

Ah. Right. Fair enough. Fine, hahah…

…happy?

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

…oh. Alright, that makes sense.

Um…does this work?

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Got it. Um…I can do that.

…

You’re, uh, good at this, heheh. I think.

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

Alright, then let's readjust...

Any better?

Yeah, heheh. Thank you.

…Dee has a lot of notes, huh, heheheh?

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

woooow. bully the guy with time perception problems about bad timing? okay, i see how it is. i see you. posers.

...

okay, yeah, this bit isn't funny anymore, i'm dropping it. how's the roping going?

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

I’m great, heheheh…

It’s, um…cozy. Comforting. Don’t look at me like that, Al, hahah.

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

…since when do you care about absurdism?

It is weird, but it’s not like hiding in a cabinet is easier to explain, heheh…

i'm allowed to have hobbies, char, jeez, heheh.

... but yeah, okay, fair enough. you have a point, i guess.

I guess I do, heheh.

…shit, man. You should try this sometime.

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

You don’t know that. You might really like it, heheh. You can probably stay clothed, if you want. But I won’t push you.

…

Obviously, heheheh.

it's not about being clothed or not...

... whatever. how are you feeling man? still not-tingly?

Well, I don’t know. You tend to like to be.

Yeah, I’m doing great still, heheheh.

good. i'm glad.

...

i... i'm sorry i'm being snappy and dismissive. i just don't want to talk about my reasoning in front of a guy i barely know. i'll go into it later, if you want.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

totes, bitch. thanks.

hey, janie! you've been quiet. how's the tightness test?

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Just talking sounds kind of nice?

That I would be more than happy to oblige.

Charlie, you made it! And I see Devil's joined us as well, how delightful.

Are you ready to begin?

(Love, Jane)

Yeah, I think so, heheh. You seem…excited?

…hey, Al, hahah.

sup, bitch, heheh.

I am quite excited, yes. I've been wanting to attempt this for quite some time, it's only natural.

Now, have you hydrated? Stretched? Did all the necessary preparations?

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

…

Ah. Right. Fair enough. Fine, hahah…

…happy?

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

…oh. Alright, that makes sense.

Um…does this work?

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Got it. Um…I can do that.

…

You’re, uh, good at this, heheh. I think.

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

Alright, then let's readjust...

Any better?

Yeah, heheh. Thank you.

…Dee has a lot of notes, huh, heheheh?

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

woooow. bully the guy with time perception problems about bad timing? okay, i see how it is. i see you. posers.

...

okay, yeah, this bit isn't funny anymore, i'm dropping it. how's the roping going?

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

I’m great, heheheh…

It’s, um…cozy. Comforting. Don’t look at me like that, Al, hahah.

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

…since when do you care about absurdism?

It is weird, but it’s not like hiding in a cabinet is easier to explain, heheh…

i'm allowed to have hobbies, char, jeez, heheh.

... but yeah, okay, fair enough. you have a point, i guess.

I guess I do, heheh.

…shit, man. You should try this sometime.

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

You don’t know that. You might really like it, heheh. You can probably stay clothed, if you want. But I won’t push you.

…

Obviously, heheheh.

it's not about being clothed or not...

... whatever. how are you feeling man? still not-tingly?

Well, I don’t know. You tend to like to be.

Yeah, I’m doing great still, heheheh.

good. i'm glad.

...

i... i'm sorry i'm being snappy and dismissive. i just don't want to talk about my reasoning in front of a guy i barely know. i'll go into it later, if you want.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

totes, bitch. thanks.

hey, janie! you've been quiet. how's the tightness test?

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

I think so too, heheh.

awesome! ... what do we do now, heheh? just... talk? put on a movie? what's the plan here?

Hm... I didn't think that far. Doveling? Do you have any opinions?

Charlie, you made it! And I see Devil's joined us as well, how delightful.

Are you ready to begin?

(Love, Jane)

Yeah, I think so, heheh. You seem…excited?

…hey, Al, hahah.

sup, bitch, heheh.

I am quite excited, yes. I've been wanting to attempt this for quite some time, it's only natural.

Now, have you hydrated? Stretched? Did all the necessary preparations?

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

…

Ah. Right. Fair enough. Fine, hahah…

…happy?

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

…oh. Alright, that makes sense.

Um…does this work?

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Got it. Um…I can do that.

…

You’re, uh, good at this, heheh. I think.

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

Alright, then let's readjust...

Any better?

Yeah, heheh. Thank you.

…Dee has a lot of notes, huh, heheheh?

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

woooow. bully the guy with time perception problems about bad timing? okay, i see how it is. i see you. posers.

...

okay, yeah, this bit isn't funny anymore, i'm dropping it. how's the roping going?

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.

I mean, I'm sure the constriction is also a factor. Speaking of, are you still okay, doveling?

I’m great, heheheh…

It’s, um…cozy. Comforting. Don’t look at me like that, Al, hahah.

you're in my house, i can look at you however i want, heheh.

I wasn’t about to do this on the beach, in the open. People would have some…wrong ideas, hahahah.

oh and this is any better? you're right char, this is a much more normal situation heheheh.

Okay, but you know this isn’t that.

…since when do you care about absurdism?

It is weird, but it’s not like hiding in a cabinet is easier to explain, heheh…

i'm allowed to have hobbies, char, jeez, heheh.

... but yeah, okay, fair enough. you have a point, i guess.

I guess I do, heheh.

…shit, man. You should try this sometime.

hard pass. this is purely a you thing, char char.

You don’t know that. You might really like it, heheh. You can probably stay clothed, if you want. But I won’t push you.

…

Obviously, heheheh.

it's not about being clothed or not...

... whatever. how are you feeling man? still not-tingly?

Well, I don’t know. You tend to like to be.

Yeah, I’m doing great still, heheheh.

good. i'm glad.

...

i... i'm sorry i'm being snappy and dismissive. i just don't want to talk about my reasoning in front of a guy i barely know. i'll go into it later, if you want.

…right, fair…it’s okay, bitch. I get it. Kinda. I’d love to talk later.

totes, bitch. thanks.

hey, janie! you've been quiet. how's the tightness test?

It's going good, everything feels proper on my end. I think I'm ready to step back and let the rope do it's part.

Charlie, you made it! And I see Devil's joined us as well, how delightful.

Are you ready to begin?

(Love, Jane)

Yeah, I think so, heheh. You seem…excited?

…hey, Al, hahah.

sup, bitch, heheh.

I am quite excited, yes. I've been wanting to attempt this for quite some time, it's only natural.

Now, have you hydrated? Stretched? Did all the necessary preparations?

Yes, yes, heheh. Thank you, I’m ready, I think.

mmm... nah, i know you and i know your ass didn't drink enough. go drink more.

Ah, yes, perhaps you should... studies do show that HRT treatment requires more fluid intake than normal.

…

Ah. Right. Fair enough. Fine, hahah…

…happy?

very.

Now that that is out of the way, please find a comfortable position for yourself, Charlie. Once I start tying, you'll be stuck in it.

…oh. Alright, that makes sense.

Um…does this work?

That's perfect. I'm going to start tying now, and the second something starts to feel off I want you to tell me, okay?

Got it. Um…I can do that.

…

You’re, uh, good at this, heheh. I think.

Thank you, I studied a lot for this. Are you still okay? Any discomfort or pain?

…yyyeah. A little around the arm.

Alright, then let's readjust...

Any better?

Yeah, heheh. Thank you.

…Dee has a lot of notes, huh, heheheh?

He sure does. It's very helpful and not the least bit distracting.

And Al isn’t, hahah?

oh fuck you, i'm the delightful emotional support! right, janie?

You are the delightful emotional support, Allie. Your jokes are also incredibly poorly timed and both things can be true at once.

They often are, hahah.

ugh, you're so mean to meee! why would you do this? to the funniest guy in the room?

Don't pout, Alister, we still think you're funny. You're simply... quick to jump the gun.

You’re funny at bad times, sometimes. That’s it.

woooow. bully the guy with time perception problems about bad timing? okay, i see how it is. i see you. posers.

...

okay, yeah, this bit isn't funny anymore, i'm dropping it. how's the roping going?

I have most of it complete! I just need to finish up some of the final knots, then do my tightness check, and I should be done.

…it’s kind of relaxing, heheh…

like, for real?

You'd be surprised. I'm enjoying the motions of tying the knots and moving the rope, it's quite soothing on my end.

…I don’t know what to say. The pressure is nice, heheh.

mhm, suuure. i'm sure that's it, char, hehehe.