Charlie's Therapy Corner!

Any pronouns! Hey guys! I'm so excited to be here! Even if "here" happens to be "Muppet Superhell!" This banner is not me.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Hey!

My name is Charlie, I’m a therapist, just maybe on an indefinite hiatus at the moment. Formerly employed at Chakraura Alternative Hospital. Engaged to Lucifer, Lord of Hell. No, I’m not breaking up with him because you think he’s “cringe,” he’s my alpha and I love him!

(Genuine warning. Suggestive or sexual things will likely be tagged, however some may slip through the cracks, or may be older. Block this if you are a minor or don’t want to see it. Similarly, block the “Mrs. Quinn” tag if needed. There is torture and dehumanization. It is not portrayed lightly, but it is present. Shit’s fucked, man.)

Quick Miscellaneous Facts:

Current dead man, formerly alive. Three divorces, five kids, countless regrets. Former dog walker/trainer, Taco Bell manager for a week, short-time motivational content creator on Tiktok and YouTube, once attempted to be a cow. Homestuck fan, though I really should finish it. It can’t be that long?

I’m hanging on.

I’ll be honest, I remade this post because I was trying to act really chipper in the last one.

Also, I needed some way to put this down somewhere, as a way to ease my mind. Effectively, my journal. Read if you’d like, don’t if you don’t want to. This is for me, and, if something happens to me, it may as well be out there.

It may not be enjoyable or fun to read, and it may be concerning. But it’s not for you.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I hope so, too, heheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Yeah, it will be nice to not have to worry about space with everyone over. Even Al and Jude are getting rooms, and they usually just sleep with someone else, heheh. And a second bathroom is very much needed.

…

Sorry, that was probably too much information, huh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Nah, it's cool. I like knowing stuff about my friends. I'm glad Al and Jude are getting rooms, that sounds very exciting.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

For sure! I think it’ll be good for them to have their own spaces!

…

I do feel like I might need to keep an eye on Al’s room, though. Those tend to not stay clean super long, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, I get that. I used to never be able to keep my room clean until recently, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Me neither. I’m getting better at it, I think! I kind of need to be more organized with Jane, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Figured, hehe. She's a very put-together lady, she doesn't seem like the type to tolerate messes.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, absolutely not. Pretty much everything has a spot in our room. I’m not even allowed to touch the calculator on the desk in the office anymore, heheh.

…well…she didn’t tell me not to. Self-imposed rule, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Wow, she really has you wrapped around her finger, huh? Not that that's a bad thing, I think it's really cute, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Eh, kind of. I have my things, she has hers. We’re both wrapped around the others’ finger, heheheh. She helps when I obsess over something, I don’t mess up her systems. Really, though…it was her room only at first, hahah. I can’t change anything there, and that’s not really something I mind.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

She's got you on a short leash then, huh, heheheh? It's sweet how much you respect each other.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…y. Yyyyyeah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Seriously, like, I ran into her once or twice in Heaven and she was always so serious. She was warm, but there was always this sense that she'd rather be anywhere else, y'know? But now that she's here... well, she's still serious and warm but she doesn't feel so... prickly, y'know? You really opened her up.

And, like, I can tell she's opened you up too! You're a lot brighter. Not to say Lucifer and Dee aren't also positive factors, you seem to love and respect them just as much and you were absolutely glowing at your wedding, but she's definitely done her part, y'know? I dunno. I'm just happy you're happy, heheheh.

... Sorry, did you say something earlier? I started rambling and completely missed it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I, um. Just agreed with you, hahahahah! Short leash, and…whatnot…

…um…yeah. She’s making good progress. And she’s been so helpful, and I’m so grateful, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Good! I'm glad.

I should probably go catch back up with my family, but we'll talk more later?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Sounds good. Seeya, Multi, heheh. Thanks for the talk.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I hope so, too, heheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Yeah, it will be nice to not have to worry about space with everyone over. Even Al and Jude are getting rooms, and they usually just sleep with someone else, heheh. And a second bathroom is very much needed.

…

Sorry, that was probably too much information, huh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Nah, it's cool. I like knowing stuff about my friends. I'm glad Al and Jude are getting rooms, that sounds very exciting.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

For sure! I think it’ll be good for them to have their own spaces!

…

I do feel like I might need to keep an eye on Al’s room, though. Those tend to not stay clean super long, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, I get that. I used to never be able to keep my room clean until recently, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Me neither. I’m getting better at it, I think! I kind of need to be more organized with Jane, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Figured, hehe. She's a very put-together lady, she doesn't seem like the type to tolerate messes.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, absolutely not. Pretty much everything has a spot in our room. I’m not even allowed to touch the calculator on the desk in the office anymore, heheh.

…well…she didn’t tell me not to. Self-imposed rule, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Wow, she really has you wrapped around her finger, huh? Not that that's a bad thing, I think it's really cute, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Eh, kind of. I have my things, she has hers. We’re both wrapped around the others’ finger, heheheh. She helps when I obsess over something, I don’t mess up her systems. Really, though…it was her room only at first, hahah. I can’t change anything there, and that’s not really something I mind.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

She's got you on a short leash then, huh, heheheh? It's sweet how much you respect each other.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…y. Yyyyyeah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Seriously, like, I ran into her once or twice in Heaven and she was always so serious. She was warm, but there was always this sense that she'd rather be anywhere else, y'know? But now that she's here... well, she's still serious and warm but she doesn't feel so... prickly, y'know? You really opened her up.

And, like, I can tell she's opened you up too! You're a lot brighter. Not to say Lucifer and Dee aren't also positive factors, you seem to love and respect them just as much and you were absolutely glowing at your wedding, but she's definitely done her part, y'know? I dunno. I'm just happy you're happy, heheheh.

... Sorry, did you say something earlier? I started rambling and completely missed it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I, um. Just agreed with you, hahahahah! Short leash, and…whatnot…

…um…yeah. She’s making good progress. And she’s been so helpful, and I’m so grateful, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I hope so, too, heheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Yeah, it will be nice to not have to worry about space with everyone over. Even Al and Jude are getting rooms, and they usually just sleep with someone else, heheh. And a second bathroom is very much needed.

…

Sorry, that was probably too much information, huh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Nah, it's cool. I like knowing stuff about my friends. I'm glad Al and Jude are getting rooms, that sounds very exciting.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

For sure! I think it’ll be good for them to have their own spaces!

…

I do feel like I might need to keep an eye on Al’s room, though. Those tend to not stay clean super long, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, I get that. I used to never be able to keep my room clean until recently, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Me neither. I’m getting better at it, I think! I kind of need to be more organized with Jane, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Figured, hehe. She's a very put-together lady, she doesn't seem like the type to tolerate messes.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, absolutely not. Pretty much everything has a spot in our room. I’m not even allowed to touch the calculator on the desk in the office anymore, heheh.

…well…she didn’t tell me not to. Self-imposed rule, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Wow, she really has you wrapped around her finger, huh? Not that that's a bad thing, I think it's really cute, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Eh, kind of. I have my things, she has hers. We’re both wrapped around the others’ finger, heheheh. She helps when I obsess over something, I don’t mess up her systems. Really, though…it was her room only at first, hahah. I can’t change anything there, and that’s not really something I mind.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

She's got you on a short leash then, huh, heheheh? It's sweet how much you respect each other.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…y. Yyyyyeah.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I hope so, too, heheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Yeah, it will be nice to not have to worry about space with everyone over. Even Al and Jude are getting rooms, and they usually just sleep with someone else, heheh. And a second bathroom is very much needed.

…

Sorry, that was probably too much information, huh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Nah, it's cool. I like knowing stuff about my friends. I'm glad Al and Jude are getting rooms, that sounds very exciting.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

For sure! I think it’ll be good for them to have their own spaces!

…

I do feel like I might need to keep an eye on Al’s room, though. Those tend to not stay clean super long, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, I get that. I used to never be able to keep my room clean until recently, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Me neither. I’m getting better at it, I think! I kind of need to be more organized with Jane, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Figured, hehe. She's a very put-together lady, she doesn't seem like the type to tolerate messes.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, absolutely not. Pretty much everything has a spot in our room. I’m not even allowed to touch the calculator on the desk in the office anymore, heheh.

…well…she didn’t tell me not to. Self-imposed rule, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Wow, she really has you wrapped around her finger, huh? Not that that's a bad thing, I think it's really cute, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Eh, kind of. I have my things, she has hers. We’re both wrapped around the others’ finger, heheheh. She helps when I obsess over something, I don’t mess up her systems. Really, though…it was her room only at first, hahah. I can’t change anything there, and that’s not really something I mind.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I hope so, too, heheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Yeah, it will be nice to not have to worry about space with everyone over. Even Al and Jude are getting rooms, and they usually just sleep with someone else, heheh. And a second bathroom is very much needed.

…

Sorry, that was probably too much information, huh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Nah, it's cool. I like knowing stuff about my friends. I'm glad Al and Jude are getting rooms, that sounds very exciting.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

For sure! I think it’ll be good for them to have their own spaces!

…

I do feel like I might need to keep an eye on Al’s room, though. Those tend to not stay clean super long, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, I get that. I used to never be able to keep my room clean until recently, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Me neither. I’m getting better at it, I think! I kind of need to be more organized with Jane, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Figured, hehe. She's a very put-together lady, she doesn't seem like the type to tolerate messes.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, absolutely not. Pretty much everything has a spot in our room. I’m not even allowed to touch the calculator on the desk in the office anymore, heheh.

…well…she didn’t tell me not to. Self-imposed rule, hahahah.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I hope so, too, heheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Yeah, it will be nice to not have to worry about space with everyone over. Even Al and Jude are getting rooms, and they usually just sleep with someone else, heheh. And a second bathroom is very much needed.

…

Sorry, that was probably too much information, huh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Nah, it's cool. I like knowing stuff about my friends. I'm glad Al and Jude are getting rooms, that sounds very exciting.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

For sure! I think it’ll be good for them to have their own spaces!

…

I do feel like I might need to keep an eye on Al’s room, though. Those tend to not stay clean super long, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, I get that. I used to never be able to keep my room clean until recently, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Me neither. I’m getting better at it, I think! I kind of need to be more organized with Jane, hahahah.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I hope so, too, heheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Yeah, it will be nice to not have to worry about space with everyone over. Even Al and Jude are getting rooms, and they usually just sleep with someone else, heheh. And a second bathroom is very much needed.

…

Sorry, that was probably too much information, huh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Nah, it's cool. I like knowing stuff about my friends. I'm glad Al and Jude are getting rooms, that sounds very exciting.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

For sure! I think it’ll be good for them to have their own spaces!

…

I do feel like I might need to keep an eye on Al’s room, though. Those tend to not stay clean super long, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I hope so, too, heheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Yeah, it will be nice to not have to worry about space with everyone over. Even Al and Jude are getting rooms, and they usually just sleep with someone else, heheh. And a second bathroom is very much needed.

…

Sorry, that was probably too much information, huh…

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oooh, cool! Good for him. I'm glad he has hobbies that aren't crucifing my people, heheh. Is construction going well?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I think so! I hope so, hahah!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah! I've upgraded it a lot, it used to be just one room. Now it's basically an underground house! Though, it still needs some more upgrades now that Luba and Jenkins are living there full-time, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh, hell yeah, heheh. I know how that feels. Lucifer started construction on the condo because we keep getting new people. He’s, um. Not doing it for fun, just…to be an alpha, hahahah.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

It's always fucking kidnapping!! That's why I live in a bunker, nobody tries to kidnap you when they don't know where the hell you live.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Oh. Effective, hahahah. Is that…comfortable?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh trust me, I'm drained as hell, heheheh. My kid died, came back, and then become a dictator. I am... so so tired, heh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Ah. Can’t say I’ve had that experience. Mine just keep scaring me with dying near-misses. And kidnapping. It’s always fucking kidnapping.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Ugh, yeah. Death really screws with ages and immortality is bullshit. I guess it is best not to think about it too hard.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

I try not to. Thanks for reminding me, asshole, heheheheh.

…um. Yeah. So…sometimes it’s hard to remember you’re a dad. You don’t seem drained and aged enough, hahahah.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh yeeeaaah... huh. How's that feel?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

A little weird. I have kids older than me and friends older than them. Two of my partners have been around since…basically forever. One of them isn’t far off, and that one raised the kid older than me.

…even Dess is older than Swatch, if I remember correctly, and I’m still older than both of them. Even though Dess and Al are both still young adults, technically, I think? It’s a bit of a mindfuck, and…better to not think about sometimes.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Well, that makes sense, I'm only 319, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

Right. Yeah. Only, hahahah. I forget I’m only older than, like…two of my friends.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Heyyyy, Charlie! Look who finally made it! Sorry I took so long, VonKraft was being a bi-!

...

Are... are you okay?

Oh hi yeah I’m okay. How are you heheh?

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

I'm doing really good... how about you? Uh, anything happen that got you all... like this?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…

…

Soli is so fucking sweet. And she’s getting so good at English. It’s just. It’s all emotions. I’m trying not to cry in the middle of the beach, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Aaaah. It's the realization that your kid is growing up. I get it, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

Guess so. It’s. Been a while.

Fuck…I haven’t even been with her that long, hahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yeah, I know! It's like you blink and they've suddenly evolved, heheh.

Y'know, I don't think I've met Soli yet. Do you wanna tell me about her?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…d. Don’t make me do that, man, heheh…

…

She’s. Um. She’s the sweetest. So obsessed with apples, so…so eager to make everyone happy. You can’t even sniffle around her without her trying to help. Hell…just now she tugged on my clothes just to show me her sh ells she found, hahahah…then she. Sh e. S he gav e m e th is on e.

…

…w. We b ond ed fi rst wh en I wa s. S. Stu ck i n th e th ro n e ro o m. ..

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh...

... She sounds delightful, man. And she has a good eye for seashells, heheh.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…sh e r eal y do es.

…

…look at her down there, hahahah. I…don’t think her or Jude know how to make sandcastles…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Awww, heheheh. They're adorable together.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

They really are. Jude is so good with her, I’m honestly not sure how she would have been without her while I was…not doing great. After Emma left.

…fuck me. I need to stop talking, I can feel it coming back, hahahahah.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Do you wanna talk about something else, heheh?

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…not really. I think I just need a hug, hahahah. I, um. You don’t have to, I’m sure my partners are more than happy to, or. Or Emma. Soli herself, heheh…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh come on, you think I'm gonna refuse a hug? If you want one, come get one, heheheh!

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…right. Um…okay, heheh…

…

…

Th. Th ank s, Mul ti.

…s. Sorr y. Som etimes it al l ju st. H it s, y ‘kn ow, ha hahah…

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

You don't gotta apologize, I don't mind! I told you, I get it.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

…ye ah.

…

I forget you’re a father too sometimes, heheh.

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Oh, really? That's surprising, I feel like I never shut up about being a dad, hehe.

[hells-favorite-therapist]

It just slips my mind, hahah. You still seem…youthful. I don’t know. More so than Swatch and I, at least.