Me: *whispers* So i said to her, angelina i want to i really really want to but what about brad, brad's like a son to me. youre a good man. i know i know. BZZZZZZT come in ! one direction are here to see you. who? one direction, you're making their new movie, shall i send them in? Sure ! i love new movies. THEYRE HERE THE REAL MOVIE STARS THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET. all right they are, i love the direction come on in guys take a seat!! CAN i just say what HUGE fans we are of you guys huge! niall louis liam harry zack! its zayn. Sure whatever you say big guy - We cannot wait for this movie, its gonna be the greatest movie of all time. Im talkin' academy awards, emmys, baftas - Have you ever seen forest gump? sure. better than that. Have you seen the Hangover? yeah. Funnier than that! Have you see titanic? 'Course. sadder than that. Sounds ok - its better than okay zack... its award winning. We wanna introduce you to our marketing guy - Marcel! Marcel! oop hi HERE HE ISSSS hes gonna run you through some thoughts for the movie. REally nice to meet you guys im a hhhhuge fan. cute as a button every single one of you ! first scene im talking massive dance number - I'm thinking a hundred dancers, fireworks, the lot, dance is just so hOT RIGHT NOW! hey.. you know i used to be a dance? really? what kind? eh.. mainly tap. hmmm you got the shape for that . I want you to meet leeroy he's gonna be your choreographer! Leeroy! hm HI BOYS HI! OK SO HERES WHAT IM THINK FIRST EVERY NUMBA IS GONNA BE REAAALLY BIG - STAY WITH ME CUZ IM QUITE QUICK AND FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT andonetwothreeforfivesixseveneight and niall for the shimmy for the shimmy for the shimmy and zayn pirouette and louis do the splits and liam you stay exactly where you are 'coz you are perrr-fect... we'd never do that. ohh... so.. thats something for us to work on - thanks Leeroy! so lets take a look at some of the styling options for the film, now personally i think this one is the one - absolutely not, we'd never wear that - right.. how 'bout this one! - no - it tested really well! - never in a million years- tada!!
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