sage is a loser

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[angelic-pigeon]

hey!! my name is sage.

this is a pretty casual, semi-active blog. i don't really talk, but i reblog a lot of things i'm interested in most days. i sometimes like to post textposts i make for my fandoms, which change often.

i am a caedaroace achillean demiboy, and a schizophrenic traumagenic system. please be kind!

i'm not a very cool person, so don't waste attention paying attention to me. i appreciate your time viewing my blog!

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#sage yaps ˶ my textposts

#sage doodles ˶ my art

#sage responds ˶ answered asks

#sage talks ˶ miscellaneous personal posts

[5yasume]

[ninja-confession-go]

I'm surprised the early series didn't have a grooming storyline to teach kids about the dangers of celebrity worship and blindly trusting adults like in other kids shows at the time like braceface, the proud family, that rugrats spinoff etc. or incorporate grooming into one of the important storylines like what pretty little liars weird asses did

[angelic-pigeon]

[ninja-confession-go]

all i can think about these days is transwoman kai. it just makes so much sense. nobody gets me. shes the ninja witj the most discomfort in her masculinity ohhh nooo i wonder why 🤔💭💭 ohhh no a character whose so obviously a lesbian is flirting with her and the lesbian kinda sorta looks like her if she was a woman but not really and mostly shes hot but she doesn't know how to actually properly flirt back i wonder if its because she wishes she was more like her 🤔💭💭 I wonder if the reason skylor was flirtinf with her in the first place was because she thought ahe was a woman and then. that helped kai figure it out 🤔💭💭 oh wow i wonder if the reason kai flirts with so many women she obviously doesn't care about is to stay in tune with her masculinity because she feels like she has to show herself off as the most masculine ninja by flirting with women all the time 🤔💭 wow i wonder if

- ⚡️ sculptor jay anon

[sassysaidie]

someone caption this

[glob-bob]

Winged eyeliner

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[sarakipin]

Anything to walk on land 🔪 2021

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[vetchtibbles]

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

[vetchtibbles]

I was going to say “if you’re a child” but remembered when I turned 18 and realised I was still stuck at home and nothing was going to change if my parents didn’t want it to

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[poczwarek]

everytime i drink something that has ice in it i remember that if you were to choke on ice it would melt in your throat leavingwhat seems to be a death with no cause

[cluster-a-culture]

cluster a culture is being unable to make any long-term plans

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[unknown-zone]

I’m slowly forgetting your face

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[caskeullt]

guys can we remind ourselves that jax is NOT a real person her bullying people doesn't have any consequences on the real world 😭😭😭 shes meant to be a bad person 😭😭 thats like her whole character we fucking knew this already 😭😭😭😭 yes part of it is to reflect her repressed trans identity and yes part of it is just out of fear period . just saying yall got even more mad about jax as a character as soon as she was revealed to be canonically a transwoman

[lonelyroommp3]

timeline of beauty and the beast is actually crazy when you properly deep it. like hello selfish and mean teenager. i am placing a curse on you and if you are not, despite being under a curse, fully self actualised and emotionally stable and capable of a healthy loving relationship by the age of 21 you will be doomed forever. actually that’s kind of what it feels like to do an undergraduate degree while mentally ill to be fair

[alizibtheterrible]

HAPPY PRIDE YOUR NINJAS ARE GAY!!!!!!!! These are free to use with credit! Hcs under the cut

NYA

Bisexual: I don’t feel like I need to explain this one. Although I do think she has a preference for women.

Queer: Nya doesn’t care much for specifics, or at least projecting them publicly. She’s queer and that is enough for your information.

JAY

Genderfluid: Jay strikes me as a guy who thought he was trans or at least nonbinary for a long time. Just a lot of constantly changing things about his gender identity so… genderfluid.

Pan: I don’t feel like this needs explanation lwk

ZANE

Pan: Zane doesn’t care lmao

Demigender/Agender: I love the idea of Zane dressing masculine, feminine, androgynous honestly he can pull all ts off. (Also @spinchip partly got this ball rolling because of his feminine Zane stuff IVE BEEN CONVERTED). Also agender because I said so.

I AM NOT SAYING THE FALCON IS AGENDER ALTHOUGH IT COULD BE WHO KNOWS

COLE

Gay: Alive but gay 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

Asexual: I have no explanation other than vibes. Maybe aceflux if we’re being specific.

KAI

Omni: Thought he was pan for a long time and then realized he cared about gender

Unlabeled: He is every gender and none all at once. Whatever is cuntiest in the moment.

LLOYD

Gender nonconforming: dresses androgynous and masculine he doesn’t know what his gender is (see below)

Gender questioning: doesn’t know what his gender identity is and is too busy having an existential crisis every other day to think on it

Aroace: Probably more gray aroace in my head, Harumi fucked a lot of it up.

Anyways monstrosity anniversary post coming at some point